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8 minutes ago, loges said:

Kayo being 5 minutes behind is making the comments on here very disjointed

Log out log back in . that will fix it,

 

1 minute ago, BoBo said:

Dwayne Russell needs to find another word for dainty… he’s said it about 10 times and it’s not even half time 

I've tuned out. I hear them but I'm not listening

 
Just now, BoBo said:

Dwayne Russell needs to find another word for dainty… he’s said it about 10 times and it’s not even half time 

I decided to take a shot every time he said “Bull” and I’ve just rung 000.

2 minutes ago, Chook said:

No way Hunt holds his spot next week.

Hopefully there will be a suitable fit replacement. 


It brings me genuine happiness that Ben Brown is finding success. Bloody good bloke.

Just now, layzie said:

Prime BBB

Funny how I like Ben getting frees more now than when he wore white and blue…truly baffling.

Sparrow is a [censored] bull.

How much will you all pay me to invent a Dermott Brereton mute button?


Just now, P-man said:

I decided to take a shot every time he said “Bull” and I’ve just rung 000.

25% of alcohol related hospitalisations are caused by Dwayne Russell commentary drinking games.


1 minute ago, praha said:

Sparrow is a [censored] bull.

Swing and a miss Praha. A bird the last time I checked

 

If it's not a mark isn't it in the back?

Otherwise just push a player out while pretending to mark every time.

Edited by leave it to deever


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