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2 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Looks like Collingwood have thrown down the challenge to Carlton to be March premiers. The juggernauts that they are. 

Mad as March hares! So the round 11 clash late May decides it. Who plays the Mad Hatter? A resurrected Eddie noWhere or do they go to Melbourne General Cemetery and exhume Pig Iron Bob? Toss of a coin decides it.alice in wonderland GIF by Disney

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Premiers!!! no way scoffs Alice
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Granted - this post should appear elsewhere. I'm just not sure where.

Now, I am a simple person on so many levels... and I've just turned on Garry Lyon asking a question about whether Essendon will tag Lachie Neale (mid way through the 4th). Now... I recall last week  - Nathan Buckley talking about how teams want their system to work, and how by tagging it takes a person out of the system. Old mate @Axis of Bob does a great summary of this.  Matter of fact the game really hasn't tagged in the last 5-7 years.

Why the [censored] do commentators keep discussing things that were relevant 10 years ago, when they could be disecting things and informing the public of the current status quo. Cause I am assuming Garry is not as simple as me... I am presuming that part of the commentary contract is to not discuss each teams *ugh, vomit*...'IP' during a match

I just want to know, was Garry being sardonic?

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1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Switched over to Hawthorn Port game and I'm in disbelief with the result. I had Hawthorn tipped as a bottom 2 club this year.

I mean they beat Norf last week so I’m not counting that but what in the world is happening to Port? 
I have never rated them but come on this is bad. 

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Gold Coast might make the finals! Port could still warm up later in the year, they have some great players!

I am confused who can run with us this season. Dare I say it, could be the Pies!

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The schedulers have set up a ripper Sunday, tomorrow, haven't they?

NM v WCE

Toiges v GW$

Free v Saints

🤔🤮

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