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NON-MFC: Round 1, 2022

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Please excuse my ignorance, but what does this mean, to ‘deep six’ a team?

buried - 6 feet under

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1 hour ago, Alex Flood said:

https://youtu.be/5tEEznZ5E0Y

 

Whenever I’m feeling down & need a laugh I know I can always go back & watch this biased peanut give us one of her delusional takes 😆

Haha! That is magnificent 

Cornes is spot on

Richmond are done, they looked stuffed in the last Quarter  totally gassed

Riewoldt and Cotchin cooked  

 

 

 

12 hours ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

Did you expect anything else? Both clubs have enormous supporter bases. Would have been the same last night of the crowd was 50/50 like tonight. It was more like 80/20

...no i didnt expect anything else.

 

2 Flags against interstate Clubs, with an incredible run of Home games at The MCG and 1 against the ageing Handbags. 
3 Flags, good luck to them, they are in the cabinet, but I don’t consider it a great Dynasty 

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4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Please excuse my ignorance, but what does this mean, to ‘deep six’ a team?

I am glad you asked .  I want to know what Deep Fake means (I don't think it has anything to do with bedroom sports).

 


8 minutes ago, Jontee said:

I am glad you asked .  I want to know what Deep Fake means (I don't think it has anything to do with bedroom sports).

 

Yeah nah, that’s just a regular fake. The Deep Fake is what one might see in one of those ‘questionable’ movies. 😆

Hope I’ve not offended anyone. If I have, totes soz (not soz)

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10 minutes ago, Jontee said:

I am glad you asked .  I want to know what Deep Fake means (I don't think it has anything to do with bedroom sports).

 

Deepfakes (a portmanteau of "deep learning" and "fake"[1]) are synthetic media[2] in which a person in an existing image or video is replaced with someone else's likeness. While the act of faking content is not new, deepfakes leverage powerful techniques from machine learning and artificial intelligence to manipulate or generate visual and audio content with a high potential to deceive.

7 minutes ago, Jontee said:

I am glad you asked .  I want to know what Deep Fake means (I don't think it has anything to do with bedroom sports).

 

basically just faking audio visual stuff i.e. audio,  photos, video

deep fake specifically referring to the more intensive hi-tech methodologies involving among things artificial intelligence programs (i.e. not simple cut/paste & photoshop)

 
2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

2 Flags against interstate Clubs, with an incredible run of Home games at The MCG and 1 against the ageing Handbags. 
3 Flags, good luck to them, they are in the cabinet, but I don’t consider it a great Dynasty 

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That one against the handbaggers was a Clayton’s Premiership. Shortened games, shortened season. Someone had to win it in a completely ruined season and the cards fell right for them. 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

2 Flags against interstate Clubs, with an incredible run of Home games at The MCG and 1 against the ageing Handbags. 
3 Flags, good luck to them, they are in the cabinet, but I don’t consider it a great Dynasty 

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22 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

That one against the handbaggers was a Clayton’s Premiership. Shortened games, shortened season. Someone had to win it in a completely ruined season and the cards fell right for them. 

How ridiculous.

They won three flags in four years.

Let's revisit these posts after 2024.

4 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

How ridiculous.

They won three flags in four years.

Let's revisit these posts after 2024.

You can visit them every day if you wish  brisbane and Whorethorn were much better sides imo

Voss has Covid and can't coach against the Dogs next week. Wonder is any players will miss.

Round 1 signifies very little except renewed hope. 

Tiges looked lethargic, except when  Prestia and Reiwoldt were up and about. I picked them for top 4, and still believe they will make it. Hardwick is a VERY good coach. Cotchin does look gone, Martin will take 4-6 to be back to his best, Grimes playing under pain and duress, Vlaustin out etc...

Carlton looked good in terms of pressure and fightback, winning lots of clearances and contested possession, but their backline is going to be hammered by strong scoring sides like Dees, Lions, Dogs, Port, Geelong. They played well, but no way am I gushing over them. 

Keep an eye of for new Bomber, Kaine Baldwin, who was the country’s best key forward prospect back in 2019 but two knee reconstructions and Covid19 left him unwanted and on the sidelines until rookied by Essendon. I thought at the time that he was a bargain pickup  - good luck to him tomorrow night at CHF.


On to more scary things I am going to see the doctor because I picked the filth to win tonite.

1 hour ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Round 1 signifies very little except renewed hope. 

Tiges looked lethargic, except when  Prestia and Reiwoldt were up and about. I picked them for top 4, and still believe they will make it. Hardwick is a VERY good coach. Cotchin does look gone, Martin will take 4-6 to be back to his best, Grimes playing under pain and duress, Vlaustin out etc...

Carlton looked good in terms of pressure and fightback, winning lots of clearances and contested possession, but their backline is going to be hammered by strong scoring sides like Dees, Lions, Dogs, Port, Geelong. They played well, but no way am I gushing over them. 

False sense of security.  Jobe Watson noted in the 7 coverage at 3/4 time that given the banged up Tigers midfield, Blues should run over them. They did,  despite Tiges going ok for 3 1/4's.

A class midfield won't let this happen, i.e Dees, Lions, Cats.  Plus no way do the Blues have a premeirship standard defence.

Welcome to AFL footy daicos. He will rue that kick.

Is it wrong whenever I see Howe I just think we have a premiership & you don't.

Where is the Friday night specialist Daisy?

 Josh Daicos joins the goal from your first kick in the AFL club. Just not one he will want to remember.


Great to see De Geoy out there

good to know you can allegedly forcibly touch/harrass a woman at a club and beat up her mate who stood for her and not miss a game.  AFL integrity

And a reporter gets stood down for derogatory comment made about a woman

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The saints are away!   To use a septictankism , " I'm rooting for them" !

They are my third leg of what will be a good 4 leg multi.

Not looking good… Pies looking much better 

 
1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Great to see De Geoy out there

good to know you can allegedly forcibly touch/harrass a woman at a club and beat up her mate who stood for her and not miss a game.  AFL integrity

And a reporter gets stood down for derogatory comment made about a woman

Now sacked I believe Dub.


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