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Well to Carlton’s credit they have played much better than us. Want it more. Great tackling 

Backline embarrassingly bad. 

 
2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

This new crackdown is such BS. You have to be able to express annoyance once it’s not at the ump. Trac just yelled at the sky. The AFL can be so embarrassing and amateur sometimes. 

How did the umpire know Trac wasn’t angry at himself.

 
7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Constantly negative? Have a read of this thread.
He is an MFC champ. Show him some respect and don’t question whether he is with us or against us. 

My favourite number is 3 for a reason but I will call out his [censored] negativity when I want to. It's not a one off.

All he has to do is pump up the other team instead. He has been better since we kicked 5 in a row.

Jesus Harmes really is a wannabe be Dusty isn't he?

[censored] tatts, [censored] haircut and and unlike Dusty a pretty average footballer.


Just now, Chook said:

Carlton player expressed disgust at the decision for the push in the back against Viney. No 50. Not sure why.

Not wearing red and blue. Yep, gonna be us versus everybody else this year.

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Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Jesus Harmes really is a wannabe be Dusty isn't he?

[censored] tatts, [censored] haircut and and unlike Dusty a pretty average footballer.

One of our best tonight, and one of the few whose effort has been somewhere near acceptable levels.

 
1 minute ago, BAMF said:

My favourite number is 3 for a reason but I will call out his [censored] negativity when I want to. It's not a one off.

All he has to do is pump up the other team instead. He has been better since we kicked 5 in a row.

Let it go, let it go.

 

Melb 12.7-79

Carl 15.7-97

 

For those without tv access.

This has been "one of those games" when every bounce of the ball favored the other side, and early season fumbles abounded.

Carltons new midfield looks improved and quite fast compared to us, but that always appears the case when you have first possession.

Not sure this is a result to worry about too much.

Edited by faultydet


Think this one is against Peanut McDonald and not Tracc. 

8 minutes ago, CBDees said:

He kicked 4 in the VFL today in half a game.

I’m aware of that CBD.

9 minutes ago, Watson11 said:

In the corresponding game last year.

Lol no way?! 


8 50 meter penalties probably the difference.

That and 80% of the team playing at 20% of max effort for most of the game.

15 minutes ago, praha said:

maybe the umpire interpreted it differently....

There should be NO interptetations RUBBISH FRIGGEN RULE

I’m sorry but 3 times we didn’t get the 6-6-6 right? 
What is this amateur hour?  

Que Malthouse having us miss the 8....


Can we please beat these buggers on the buzzer!

Melb 14.9-93

Carl 15.7-97

Edited by faultydet

lol this would be the ultimate troll if we pinch this

 

Well that was boring. Bring on the real season. 


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