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What they're saying down at Moorabool Street

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33 minutes ago, drysdale demon said:

Yeah, the same virus the bulldogs had in the last half of the grand final................. The Demon Variant.

As a Geelong resident I am yet to meet a local cats supporter who welcomes Scott's re appointment. 

But I dont hear steven wells copping it for woeful recruiting and list management over the past 6 or so years. Resting on his laurels from the excellent list build of 16 years ago. 

I suspect the cats hierarchy see change is needed and moved him sideways and installed andrew mackie now in the key role.

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    Name anything better than beating them at the Cattery after the siren 😀

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    10 minutes ago, radar said:

    Name anything better than beating them at the Cattery after the siren 😀

    I agree with you certainly over the past few years but I still have my favourites. The "filth" and the "druggies" in no particular order. Horethorn closing in quickly.

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    2 hours ago, Salems Lot said:

    They are now saying that the PF flogging was all to do with a virus that swept through 6 of their players.  IIRC we were struck down with Flu the weekend of 186 but it was never used as an excuse.

    Well they have to come up with some excuse for their members to swallow for their PATHETIC performance  

    It just makes me laugh at the bs coming out. 

    Wonder what bs they will come out with next season when we beat them again on their home turf. 

    They are a bunch of entitled sooks and it starts with the coach, captain and players. 

    God I hate geelong. 

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    19 minutes ago, radar said:

    Name anything better than beating them at the Cattery after the siren 😀

    Beating the living suitcase out of them in the Prelim 😁

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    49 minutes ago, radar said:

    Name anything better than beating them at the Cattery after the siren 😀

    The belting we give them in 2022 followed by Scott getting the sack.

     

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    Aren’t they dutybound under OHS rules  to notify AFL medicos and MFC medicos they are sending potentially sick players out there. 
    They only had a minor final - we had a Grand Final to play. 
    What if Trac and Fritter got infected with cat flu?

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    Just now, radar said:

    What if Trac and Fritter got infected with cat flu?

    You would know if they had -- they'd immediately look 20 years older

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    1 hour ago, radar said:

    Name anything better than beating them at the Cattery after the siren 😀

    Simple. Beating the filth by a point after the siren in a grand final.

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    1 hour ago, dl4e said:

    Simple. Beating the filth by a point after the siren in a grand final.

    I struggle with this.

    I'm never sure whether  (1) I want to crush Collingwood from the opening bounce, or, (2) just remain a goal or so ahead of them for the whole game just to keep their hopes alive only to have them crushed at the end, or, (3) be something like 7 goals down at three-quarter time only to overpower them at the end. 

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    1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I struggle with this.

    I'm never sure whether  (1) I want to crush Collingwood from the opening bounce, or, (2) just remain a goal or so ahead of them for the whole game just to keep their hopes alive only to have them crushed at the end, or, (3) be something like 7 goals down at three-quarter time only to overpower them at the end. 

    Hmmmmm .... let's try out all three and see which sits best. Might have to do each one two or three times to be sure.

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    4 hours ago, radar said:

    Name anything better than beating them at the Cattery after the siren 😀

    Smashing them as we did in the prelim must go close.

    Sorry I just read the other post that mentions this. 

    Cant delete so I'll just add the cats have had it over us for a long time and it's great we have totally turned it around in only one season.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    1 minute ago, BDA said:

    Return the favor and beat them by 186 would be sweet

    Already returned.

    83 with the last ten mins with May, Lever, Oliver, Petracca, and Gawn on the bench.

    That’s humiliation. We kicked them over the cliff.

    sparta GIF

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    Well I mean the older age are more prone to getting sick, and their all due for their superannuation in the next couple of years!

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    jeelong might be the first afl club where players retire and go straight to an aged care home

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    You guys are all too hard on the cats. They are just super unlucky. WA had only 1 flu case in the entire 8 week period leading up to the prelim, and despite being in isolation they managed to pick it up and have it run through their entire team.  You wouldn’t read about it.

    https://ww2.health.wa.gov.au/~/media/Corp/Documents/Health-for/Infectious-disease/Notifiable-diseases/2021/Week-38-statewide-notifiable-disease-report.pdf

    Or maybe they heard about the 1 case of leprosy in WA for that period and thought it was one of our players, as they didn’t seem keen to lay a finger on us. 

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    10 hours ago, Demon17 said:

    As a Geelong resident I am yet to meet a local cats supporter who welcomes Scott's re appointment. 

    But I dont hear steven wells copping it for woeful recruiting and list management over the past 6 or so years. Resting on his laurels from the excellent list build of 16 years ago. 

    I suspect the cats hierarchy see change is needed and moved him sideways and installed andrew mackie now in the key role.

    I've thought for a while Wells was overrated - made his name off one or two drafts (1999? and 2001) and some very lucky father son picks. His record outside that was very hit and miss.

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    4 hours ago, BDA said:

    Return the favor and beat them by 186 would be sweet

    191 to put that horrific record to bed

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    6 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I struggle with this.

    I'm never sure whether  (1) I want to crush Collingwood from the opening bounce, or, (2) just remain a goal or so ahead of them for the whole game just to keep their hopes alive only to have them crushed at the end, or, (3) be something like 7 goals down at three-quarter time only to overpower them at the end. 

    Nah - just belt them. No excuses, no blaming the umpires, no flicker of hope. 

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