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32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

If you want to watch something unfunny and mind numbing, check out the longest kick on fox. It will take your mind off the gf 

FMD !!

Most inane load of crap ever. 

 
12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've shown reasonable restraint ....... but .......I've just cracked my first tinny.

What’s the beverage of choice BBO?

 
1 minute ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Perth fans weather update?!

Weather is glorious. A little warm but sky’s completely clear


4 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Great isn’t it. 
what it is all about 

Hopefully tonight is good for you all timer .

2 minutes ago, The Swimming Dee said:

Weather is glorious. A little warm but sky’s completely clear

Can confirm weather in Melbourne is sh!thouse  

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Can confirm weather in Melbourne is sh!thouse  

Hopefully a win makes the sun shine jaded

 
49 minutes ago, ding said:

So i just placed an order for the signed gurnesy for $2070 including postage. Im a part-time Aged Care nurse who really cant afford to squander money like that but what the hell.

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So glad you shared this....  saw it, loved it, ordered one too :)    Finally a positive of being of being locked-down and working from home for months - having some dollars saved and I can't think of better way of spending them. 

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Been flat out all day, just sat down for the first time to watch a few minutes of the pre-game stuff before heading to the ground. Didn’t get a great sleep last night so sipping on some pre-workout but I’ll balance it out with some Xanax. 


Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Been flat out all day, just sat down for the first time to watch a few minutes of the pre-game stuff before heading to the ground. Didn’t get a great sleep last night so sipping on some pre-workout but I’ll balance it out with some Xanax. 

Desk pop at Optus?

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Been flat out all day, just sat down for the first time to watch a few minutes of the pre-game stuff before heading to the ground. Didn’t get a great sleep last night so sipping on some pre-workout but I’ll balance it out with some Xanax. 

Im on Citalopram and Haloperidol.

Works a charm :)

 

33 minutes ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

Slept like a baby last night

Like you woke up crying and screaming every twenty mins.😀

2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Like you woke up crying and screaming every twenty mins.😀

We’ll I did wake on sofa and pretty much had to crawl to bed

39 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Have heard the crowd will be pro Demons. I hope so.

Perhaps some Perth Dlanders have a clue?

Too early to tell but what would be the reason for this speculation. Tix sold?

Might have something to do with a largely neutral crowd wanting to support a team that hasn’t won for 57 years ! Maybe 🀔 


3 minutes ago, ding said:

Im on Citalopram and Haloperidol.

Works a charm :)

 

If only people could meet you in person they'd understand why you take that stuff.

wooop wooop!

 

1 minute ago, faultydet said:

If only people could meet you in person they'd understand why you take that stuff.

wooop wooop!

 

Tourettes.

Get [censored]

10 minutes ago, Gandalf46 said:

So glad you shared this....  saw it, loved it, ordered one too :)    Finally a positive of being of being locked-down and working from home for months - having some dollars saved and I can't think of better way of spending them. 

If we do go all the way (touchwood), I’ll be buying memorabilia out of my wazoo, with lots of $$$ going to the club.

Sunny  warm and in fast moving queue to the Camfield Pub!

15 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Can confirm weather in Melbourne is sh!thouse  

Its raining in Wollongong. Its not relevant and Im sure nobody cares but I have to keep my mind occupied.


21 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Perth fans weather update?!

Amazing day and perfect for footy. Not a cloud in the sky. 

For those of you suffering from feelings of nausea - stay calm, try to breathe deeply,  and don't succumb to footbulimia.

Ground looks magnificent.

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An alternate to @faultydet

Bloke posts photo of inviting beers with site he is posting to in the background.

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27 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

What’s the beverage of choice BBO?

I was given some Coopers in a GF hamper Bombay, so I'll cleanse the gob with a couple of those and then I'll start murdering the Shiraz


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