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Goodwin & Yze .... gastro !!!!

At Least I Saw a Flag
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So correct me if I’m wrong but the cats have stated that a number of their staff/players had gastro prior to a during the match last week. There can’t be a coincidence with this and this has just come at the worst possible time for us. 

I hope the club and medical staff have done everything they can to prevent it from spreading further. 

MFCSS definitely kicking in now!!!!

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    Get the feeling cats had been dealing with it for weeks, didn’t danger have the runs in round 23

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    1 minute ago, Pates said:

    So correct me if I’m wrong but the cats have stated that a number of their staff/players had gastro prior to a during the match last week. There can’t be a coincidence with this and this has just come at the worst possible time for us. 

    I hope the club and medical staff have done everything they can to prevent it from spreading further. 

    MFCSS definitely kicking in now!!!!

    Gastro is very contagious. Zero chance it would have taken a full week for symptoms to occur, if we did get it from Geelong.

    Also Goodwin and Yze would have had a lot less contact with Geelong players than our players, who all appear to be fine.

    More chance they both caught it out and about. I assume they've been hanging out, maybe went to a cafe or dinner together and got sick. 

    Since it is so contagious, it is a good thing they are isolating from everyone else. 

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    3 minutes ago, Pates said:

    So correct me if I’m wrong but the cats have stated that a number of their staff/players had gastro prior to a during the match last week. There can’t be a coincidence with this and this has just come at the worst possible time for us. 

    I hope the club and medical staff have done everything they can to prevent it from spreading further. 

    MFCSS definitely kicking in now!!!!

    You'd think gastro would have shown up before now if it was from the cats a week ago? 

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    We're over a week out from the game. Obviously not ideal for a player to get it, but if they did how badly would it really affect them come gameday?

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    For the love of Norm..

     

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    The ‘vomit’ emoji is most apropos here…

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    Word coming from WA supporters at the open training is it was dodgy seafood not gastro.

    If true, that's obviously a lot better than gastro.

     

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    Just now, Lord Nev said:

    Word coming from WA supporters at the open training is it was dodgy seafood not gastro.

    If true, that's obviously a lot better than gastro.

     

    Depends who you are!

    Dodgy Seafood is BAD…

    Antibiotics can fix it pretty quick

    (memories of Koh Samui 2002….)

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    2 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

    Word coming from WA supporters at the open training is it was dodgy seafood not gastro.

    If true, that's obviously a lot better than gastro.

     

    Also makes a lot more sense that only 2 coaches have it considering they’ve spent a lot of time in close quarters. 
    Food poisoning is a 48 hour thing. So here’s hoping. 

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    1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Depends who you are!

    Dodgy Seafood is BAD…

    Antibiotics can fix it pretty quick

    (memories of Koh Samui 2002….)

    Not ideal, but at least not contagious.

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    Positive news, all the players were out there. Still the club would not leak anything if the players were under the weather because your basically raising the white flag.

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    10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Depends who you are!

    Dodgy Seafood is BAD…

    Antibiotics can fix it pretty quick

    (memories of Koh Samui 2002….)

    I coped dodgy seafood in Vietnam. Dead set worst ive ever felt , coming out non stop both ends for two days straight, felt better on day three

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    16 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

    Word coming from WA supporters at the open training is it was dodgy seafood not gastro.

    If true, that's obviously a lot better than gastro.

     

    Time for the Shane Warne diet when he traveled India, suit case of baked beans 

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    So it's not just the fans soiling themselves before the big game.

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    1 minute ago, Bates Mate said:

    I coped dodgy seafood in Vietnam. Dead set worst ive ever felt , coming out non stop both ends for two days straight, felt better on day three

    Yep. I was similar in 2002

    I made it to a doctor on day 3. A very long walk in the sun, but i just had too…

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