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2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

It was a joke.

Surely not someone missing a joke on demonland. That's harder to believe than last night  Clint. 

 

According to the Herald Sun, Jonesy will be flying back to Melbourne.

Tough break for him, but the boys will do you proud.

5 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

WTF have you been OD?  You OK?

With games every few weeks NC I have lost track. Sadly I missed the game last night I thought PF's were the week before the GF. Then someone told me it is in Perth this year but we won't be playing a WA team. With the new fangled competition I get lost. Next think I will hear is we beat Geelong by a big margin to make the GF. I remember when footy was easy to follow. 

 
1 minute ago, old dee said:

With games every few weeks NC I have lost track. Sadly I missed the game last night I thought PF's were the week before the GF. Then someone told me it is in Perth this year but we won't be playing a WA team. With the new fangled competition I get lost. Next think I will hear is we beat Geelong by a big margin to make the GF. I remember when footy was easy to follow. 

Sorry, you’re not serious are you?

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

With games every few weeks NC I have lost track. Sadly I missed the game last night I thought PF's were the week before the GF. Then someone told me it is in Perth this year but we won't be playing a WA team. With the new fangled competition I get lost. Next think I will hear is we beat Geelong by a big margin to make the GF. I remember when footy was easy to follow. 

Its been over a month since you posted OD. At first I thought because we were playing so well, you had nothing to complain about. Then i thought back and remembered that your later posts were somewhat positive in nature - and i thought, he has now become a believer at last. So i was concerned. Glad you are OK.

And for your benefit, we are in the GF saturday week in Perth, starting at 7.15pm our time. Don't miss it! 


4 minutes ago, Undeeterred said:

Sorry, you’re not serious are you?

Why is the club sending me strange emails about buttons and messages to the players in Perth so it really is true. 

7 hours ago, Cards13 said:

I did a zoom session with the lads watching the game, I’m bald and I said to them “if I could have hair and I was told you have two choices Meyers or Fyfe hair cut which one would you choose… baldness for life”. 

I'd do the same!

1 minute ago, Neil Crompton said:

Its been over a month since you posted OD. At first I thought because we were playing so well, you had nothing to complain about. Then i thought back and remembered that your later posts were somewhat positive in nature - and i thought, he has now become a believer at last. So i was concerned. Glad you are OK.

And for your benefit, we are in the GF saturday week in Perth, starting at 7.15pm our time. Don't miss it! 

Saturday week who plays next week NC?

 
13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Thought the umpiring was exceptional tonight, hardly noticed them which usually they did a great job.

Except for that blatant push in the back by Hawkins on May which resulted in a goal and also May hurting himself. How 3 umpires can miss 2 hands in back pushing May is beyond me. 


3 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

So much love for this photo ❤

 

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Garry could hardly string a sentence together he was so emotional. And he was massively fanboying on Gawn. I loved it. I felt like he was personifying all of us at that moment.

Garry’s had a bit of flack over the years, particularly in his role in the Neeld era. It’s clear he loves the club though. All is forgiven in my opinion. He’s one of our people without a doubt.

Jason Bennett’s “ARE YOU KIDDING!?!” when Max marked in third quarter goes straight to the top of iconic MFC commentary moments surely. 

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No way in hell May misses the Grand Final

I can’t remember if it was the 3rd or 4th quarter but how funny was it when Salem literally walked around his opponent on the forward 50! 🤣🤣🤣

they were totally cooked!!!

8 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Its a bye week next week OD. Lets us old blokes catch our breath.

I think mine left not long after my hair NC. 


1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Yes Col,

I had to "go away" for a while.

My eyes are still adjusting to natural light.

Good to be back in the asylum.

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18 minutes ago, DeezNuts said:

I can’t remember if it was the 3rd or 4th quarter but how funny was it when Salem literally walked around his opponent on the forward 50! 🤣🤣🤣

they were totally cooked!!!

3rd. He stopped entirely. It was arrogant and he delayed the kick to let the bloke flail about.

The crowd lapped it up.

It was great.

 

F### I love this club so proud of the boys we bring that pressure again and where unstoppable boys are flying with confidence now carn dees two weeks and I'm already nervous

4 minutes ago, rpfc said:

3rd. He stopped entirely. It was arrogant and he delayed the kick to let the bloke flail about.

The crowd lapped it up.

It was great.

 

It was the 4th qrt and they knew they where on the flight home 

Got to love smashing the cats 

27 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Garry could hardly string a sentence together he was so emotional. And he was massively fanboying on Gawn. I loved it. I felt like he was personifying all of us at that moment.

Garry’s had a bit of flack over the years, particularly in his role in the Neeld era. It’s clear he loves the club though. All is forgiven in my opinion. He’s one of our people without a doubt.

He was most definitely choking back in tears.

The footage of him celebrating during the game was one of the best things I've seen.

The way I look at with Lyon is that his opinion is no different to the stuff that's been written on here over the past few years.

There's a realistic chance Gaz could be presenting the cup if we win.


My goodness the cats defence is just putrid! Henry, Henderson and Koloj were 2013 Demons like. 

1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

My goodness the cats defence is just putrid! Henry, Henderson and Koloj were 2013 Demons like. 

didn't neeld come from geelong?

 
33 minutes ago, No Plan B said:

Jason Bennett’s “ARE YOU KIDDING!?!” when Max marked in third quarter goes straight to the top of iconic MFC commentary moments surely. 

How unguarded that was! It just naturally came out, unfiltered. And I think he said what just about everyone was feeling. 

8 hours ago, Forest Demon said:

I stayed off the footy sites all week because I was so bloody nervous. I don’t know why I was nervous, we looked the clearly the better team from the opening bounce. It feels amazing to not just beat those bunch of [censored], but to absolutely embarrass them.

I would be confident until I got on Demonland.
Reading posts I'd get anxious.
Turn it off and the confidence came back.

Kick straight next game and we take the flag.
And if we do it'll be a flogging.

 


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