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32 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Tips on who's the medical sub?

My gut says Jones. My head says Jordon.

 

It’s  raining, lightly.

Edited by SA_Demon

My nerves are starting to kick in. 😂

 
10 minutes ago, Males said:

My nerves are starting to kick in. 😂

Yeah, them nerves. I'm gonna go and read a book for 30 in a quiet room I reckon. 


 

I picked a fine time to get off the Grog🤪

IN FACT STUFF IT

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

I picked a fine time to get off the Grog🤪

IN FACT STUFF IT

Cheers to that!


Looks like the rain has arrived.

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Edited by Sparkledemon

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I picked a fine time to get off the Grog🤪

IN FACT STUFF IT

i picked the worst night to give up glue sniffing. 

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I picked a fine time to get off the Grog🤪

IN FACT STUFF IT

Don't do it.

Clear heads, deal better with reality.

7 minutes ago, Sparkledemon said:

Looks like the rain has arrived.

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Sheesh .... We've had our share of wet weather footy this year.
Forken hate it.


30 minutes ago, Males said:

My nerves are starting to kick in. 😂

Mine started yesterday morning 🤦‍♂️

6 minutes ago, kev martin said:

Don't do it.

Clear heads, deal better with reality.

I need a demonland enforced don't post over 0.05

I'm so [censored] sick of us playing in the rain.


Just now, Lord Nev said:

No late changes.

Jordon and Mathieson the subs.

 

God i hate that ducking piece of [censored].

Just now, ding said:

God i hate that ducking piece of [censored].

Yeah, hate anyone who drops to their knees or ducks into tackles... Unless its Spargo, then it's just 'crafty' and he 'played it well'...

Just now, Lord Nev said:

Yeah, hate anyone who drops to their knees or ducks into tackles... Unless its Spargo, then it's just 'crafty' and he 'played it well'...

Did you just call our boy a ducker???????

 

 

Not nervous at all. No beer during the game and staying off the socials.


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