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On 10/1/2021 at 6:45 AM, Cassiew said:

😂My brother (who’s getting the premiership tattoo on his bum “So does this mean you’re getting one on one of your breast?”

🙄 Me (who’s never had a tattoo in her life) “Err… no…”

When in her 20’s my sister got a red rose tattooed on her breast. She said “unlike a real rose this rose will never wilt or sag. It’ll stay beautiful forever.” I said, “let’s see what the mortician says when you’re an old woman lying in your coffin.” Methinks there’ll be sagging and wilting aplenty. 😆

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

 
6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

When in her 20’s my sister got a red rose tattooed on her breast. She said “unlike a real rose this rose will never wilt or sag. It’ll stay beautiful forever.” I said, “let’s see what the mortician says when you’re an old woman lying in your coffin.” Methinks there’ll be sagging and wilting aplenty. 😆

She need not worry, WCW? - perhaps its petals will be beautifully di-splayed?

Posters / interested followers: Are tattooists open then? Any recommendations in the south east? (further out the better)

1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

She need not worry, WCW? - perhaps its petals will be beautifully di-splayed?

Posters / interested followers: Are tattooists open then? Any recommendations in the south east? (further out the better)

I think tattoo parlours will be one of the last types of business to reopen. 😞


6 hours ago, Coobs said:

Bit of blood around it still but this is what I got todayScreenshot_20211008-131721_Snapchat.jpg

Aw maaaate Sensational 🤩😍 if you dont mind me asking what did it cost ??happy for you to send personal message if you wish

Looks absolutey FANBLOODYTASTIC

CHEERS PF

6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

When in her 20’s my sister got a red rose tattooed on her breast. She said “unlike a real rose this rose will never wilt or sag. It’ll stay beautiful forever.” I said, “let’s see what the mortician says when you’re an old woman lying in your coffin.” Methinks there’ll be sagging and wilting aplenty. 😆

If I was, who would I show it to? Lovers? That’s fine. Siblings or parents? No way in hell. What’s the point? Besides it’s hurts like hell there

8 hours ago, Wrecker46 said:

There is room on their for more.

Might come awfully close to a hole by the time your finished Gussy.😂

 
5 hours ago, picket fence said:

Aw maaaate Sensational 🤩😍 if you dont mind me asking what did it cost ??happy for you to send personal message if you wish

Looks absolutey FANBLOODYTASTIC

CHEERS PF

Cost me roughly $450 which I thought was fantastic, ill post a pic sans blood soon but it's come up real well.

5 hours ago, Coobs said:

Cost me roughly $450 which I thought was fantastic, ill post a pic sans blood soon but it's come up real well.

He looks like he needs to eat more fruit to get rid of that scurvy. 


  • 2 weeks later...

Promised myself….and it’s done.

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Edited by Beetle

Can I make a suggestion as I’m unlikely to get a tatt… if anyone is short of ideas, how about a grave headstone done in the style of the old Tales From the Crypt comics (with a skeletal hand reaching out from the grave, holding a Sherin), with the inscription “Norm Smith Curse 1964 - 2021”

Either above or below (or even on the Sherin), could be the Melbourne Demons Premiers 2021 line.

Edited by hardtack

Brother says he’s book in. Demons tatt on his butt 😂

On 10/23/2021 at 2:19 AM, hardtack said:

Can I make a suggestion as I’m unlikely to get a tatt… if anyone is short of ideas, how about a grave headstone done in the style of the old Tales From the Crypt comics (with a skeletal hand reaching out from the grave, holding a Sherin), with the inscription “Norm Smith Curse 1964 - 2021”

Either above or below (or even on the Sherin), could be the Melbourne Demons Premiers 2021 line.

Can you show me a picture of the style? 😄


9 hours ago, Sean Balor said:

Can you show me a picture of the style? 😄

Here’s a couple of images that show the style of the artwork, not the actual image I would envisage though… it should be a front on of the gravestone with that hand holding the Sherin, projecting from the ground.

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Brothers booked in for Saturday’s right on his a-s-s. I declined to go watch it.

he’s nuts 

1 hour ago, Cassiew said:

Brothers booked in for Saturday’s right on his a-s-s. I declined to go watch it.

he’s nuts 

🤣🤣

  • 2 weeks later...

On 10/27/2021 at 8:50 PM, Demons11 said:

I got mine! 

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Perfect. 

 
On 10/8/2021 at 3:15 PM, The heart beats true said:

Love it!

You need extra room for 22, 23, 24, 25 and 26


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