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Just now, monoccular said:

Looked pretty ordinary ... and Lynch looked about to burst into tears.

Different to the vacant expression he usually wears.

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Essendon or Fremantle win Richmond go back to where they belong.....9th !!!

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1 minute ago, Brownie said:

Do they know the team song words?

I swear it's the first time I've heard it. Poor bastards.

Well done Suns

‘We are the something something Suns,
We something, something, something’

Nailed it.

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Well done Suns! But I gotta say, if I had to listen to that theme song after every win I’d be throwing some games. 

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2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Looked pretty ordinary ... and Lynch looked about to burst into tears.

He’s off to pee himself on the bus on the way home. 

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3 minutes ago, Ethan Trembley said:

Dew’s guts side on are impressive. 

? “impressive”

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6 minutes ago, Ethan Trembley said:

I feel like I just watched Melbourne win, love seeing those Richmond sooks lose. Side note: Dew’s guts side on are impressive. 

Did he eat one of their players?

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3 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Essendon or Fremantle win Richmond go back to where they belong.....9th !!!

It would make them 10th

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1 minute ago, Hell Bent said:

Thought Tiges were reemed in that last qtr 10 frees  to 1  

Meh ... Good.
27 scoring shots to 17.
Shouldn't have even been close.

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2 minutes ago, Cyclops said:

GWS now has some added incentive to win.

Guess what’s a better incentive than making up numbers in the eight… finishing top of the ladder. 

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1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Dew was one of my favorite players back in the day. Now he’s my favorite Michelin man. 

Always was a Michelin man.
Especially at Hawthorn.

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Well, that warms the cockles of a yound lad's heart on a cold winter's night.

 

7 minutes ago, bingers said:

Fun fact. Touk Miller's father is Wylie J. Miller, lead singer for Grand Wazoo.

Oh, great. That was demonstone's quiz for next week!

 

7 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

‘We are the something something Suns,
We something, something, something’

Nailed it.

Sung to the tune of "three blind mice" .... no, hang on, that's the umpires' song

 

5 minutes ago, Hell Bent said:

Thought Tiges were reemed in that last qtr 10 frees  to 1  

Sad to see, wasn't it? Did someone show the umps the rule book at 3/4 time?

 

4 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Did he eat one of their players?

Too many vanilla slices during lockdown.

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7 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Reiwoldt mouthing off to the umpires after the siren? Well I never. Flags don’t win you class. 

He’s a real piece of work Riewoldt, hope he plays for another ten years though so we don’t have to listen to him be a special comments person on Fox. 

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1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

 Sung to the tune of "three blind mice" .... no, hang on, that's the umpires' song

Classic ?

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1 minute ago, ANG13 said:

He’s a real piece of work Riewoldt, hope he plays for another ten years though so we don’t have to listen to him be a special comments person on Fox. 

He would nail the criteria of being an inbred nuffie with a self inflated ego and a head too offensive for TV. 

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