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Just now, monoccular said:

Looked pretty ordinary ... and Lynch looked about to burst into tears.

Different to the vacant expression he usually wears.

 

Essendon or Fremantle win Richmond go back to where they belong.....9th !!!

 
1 minute ago, Brownie said:

Do they know the team song words?

I swear it's the first time I've heard it. Poor bastards.

Well done Suns

‘We are the something something Suns,
We something, something, something’

Nailed it.


Well done Suns! But I gotta say, if I had to listen to that theme song after every win I’d be throwing some games. 

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Looked pretty ordinary ... and Lynch looked about to burst into tears.

He’s off to pee himself on the bus on the way home. 

 
3 minutes ago, Ethan Trembley said:

Dew’s guts side on are impressive. 

? “impressive”


6 minutes ago, Ethan Trembley said:

I feel like I just watched Melbourne win, love seeing those Richmond sooks lose. Side note: Dew’s guts side on are impressive. 

Did he eat one of their players?

3 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Essendon or Fremantle win Richmond go back to where they belong.....9th !!!

It would make them 10th

1 minute ago, Hell Bent said:

Thought Tiges were reemed in that last qtr 10 frees  to 1  

Meh ... Good.
27 scoring shots to 17.
Shouldn't have even been close.


Dew was one of my favorite players back in the day. Now he’s my favorite Michelin man. 

Cool choice of music going to the ad break rn 

2 minutes ago, Cyclops said:

GWS now has some added incentive to win.

Guess what’s a better incentive than making up numbers in the eight… finishing top of the ladder. 


1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Dew was one of my favorite players back in the day. Now he’s my favorite Michelin man. 

Always was a Michelin man.
Especially at Hawthorn.

Well, that warms the cockles of a yound lad's heart on a cold winter's night.

 

7 minutes ago, bingers said:

Fun fact. Touk Miller's father is Wylie J. Miller, lead singer for Grand Wazoo.

Oh, great. That was demonstone's quiz for next week!

 

7 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

‘We are the something something Suns,
We something, something, something’

Nailed it.

Sung to the tune of "three blind mice" .... no, hang on, that's the umpires' song

 

5 minutes ago, Hell Bent said:

Thought Tiges were reemed in that last qtr 10 frees  to 1  

Sad to see, wasn't it? Did someone show the umps the rule book at 3/4 time?

 

4 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Did he eat one of their players?

Too many vanilla slices during lockdown.

Edited by Mazer Rackham

7 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Reiwoldt mouthing off to the umpires after the siren? Well I never. Flags don’t win you class. 

He’s a real piece of work Riewoldt, hope he plays for another ten years though so we don’t have to listen to him be a special comments person on Fox. 

 
1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

 Sung to the tune of "three blind mice" .... no, hang on, that's the umpires' song

Classic ?

1 minute ago, ANG13 said:

He’s a real piece of work Riewoldt, hope he plays for another ten years though so we don’t have to listen to him be a special comments person on Fox. 

He would nail the criteria of being an inbred nuffie with a self inflated ego and a head too offensive for TV. 


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