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Well its Nine Zip.

Hard fo fathom as well as the fact that last time we were this good we won....do I dare say it...f....

I cant finish it. Its beyond comprehension.

As annoying as Bt was commentating , he was interviewing Dees supporters about their fears and new confidence. It was great to see some older supporters talk about the wait.

Ive never seen Dland so happy. Sure theres the usual backhanded comment or doubting of someones footy iq or rediculous changes but on the whole at nine zero we are a happy bunch.

So many likes and loves you can tell we are on an upward path.

Long may it continue.

Ill say it...a flag? Take that Bt.

Edited by Grapeviney

 
1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

my spleen is enlarged - i haven't been able to vent it for some time.

That' the problem with omitting Jake Melksham.

I'm really looking forward to the next three weeks. Get over Adelaide then back to back against the other two form teams of the competition.

Bring it on.

 

Who knew how fun it was to follow a genuinely good team 

I don't think I've ever been this into footy 

  • Grapeviney changed the title to All is well in Demonland
39 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Well its Nine Zip.

Hard fo fathom as well as the fact that last time we were this good we won....do I dare say it...f....

I cant finish it. Its beyond comprehension.

As annoying as Bt was commentating , he was interviewing Dees supporters about their fears and new confidence. It was great to see some older supporters talk about the wait.

Ive never seen Dland so happy. Sure theres the usual backhanded comment or doubting of someones footy iq or rediculous changes but on the whole at nine zero we are a happy bunch.

So many likes and loves you can tell we are on an upward path.

Long may it continue.

Ill say it...a flag? Take that Bt.

What a wonderful resource we have in Demonland!

I've been a Life Member ever since membership categories were introduced, and each season I try to toss in a few extra bucks to say thanks to Andy and the crew, who contribute their time, energy and 'hard-earned' to provide an outstanding service for us long suffering Demons fans.  

Given that I'm in such a good frame of mind about 9 zip, I hereby pledge to make an additional donation if we make it to 10 zip.

ps I hope this post isn't out of line Andy / Mods.  If it is, please delete.  My donation will be forthcoming regardless. 

 

Edited by Deeoldfart
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Can honestly say I've never been so relaxed watching us play.
Trusting the game plan and commitment of the players to get it done.
But come finals time I'll be a forkin' mental case.

2 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Can honestly say I've never been so relaxed watching us play.
Trusting the game plan and commitment of the players to get it done.
But come finals time I'll be a forkin' mental case.

 

2 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Can honestly say I've never been so relaxed watching us play.
Trusting the game plan and commitment of the players to get it done.
But come finals time I'll be a forkin' mental case.

You and everyone on Demonland Forkem....!!!!!

6 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Can honestly say I've never been so relaxed watching us play.
Trusting the game plan and commitment of the players to get it done.
But come finals time I'll be a forkin' mental case.

Dunno about anyone else but i fill full of apprehension watching us play I can't bear to see us loose a game just thinking about how we will respond the following week, I almost want it over with?. At the same time I'm loving it and hoping we go undefeated all season including finals......

 
17 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Can honestly say I've never been so relaxed watching us play.
Trusting the game plan and commitment of the players to get it done.
But come finals time I'll be a forkin' mental case.

Same here. Such a weird feeling not stressing over what could go wrong.

I think we should lose to Adelaide so we can have a 100 page whinge thread.


27 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

What a wonderful resource we have in Demonland!

I've been a Life Member ever since membership categories were introduced, and each season I try to toss in a few extra bucks to say thanks to Andy and the crew, who contribute their time, energy and 'hard-earned' to provide an outstanding service for us long suffering Demons fans.  

Given that I'm in such a good frame of mind about 9 zip, I hereby pledge to make an additional donation if we make it to 10 zip.

ps I hope this post isn't out of line Andy / Mods.  If it is, please delete.  My donation will be forthcoming regardless. 

 

Demonland is awesome! My only regret is that I only learned of its existence four weeks ago. I really, really could’ve done with it last year. In early March a three-week visit to Warsaw blew out to seven months thanks to covid. All I had was a 6-min highlights video on YouTube after each match, which I only watched if we’d won. The first (and only) match I watched in it’s entirety was the grannie, and that was on Day 11 of hotel quarantine in Adelaide. Oh, how I could’ve done with Demonland last year. ❤️?

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49 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Can honestly say I've never been so relaxed watching us play.
Trusting the game plan and commitment of the players to get it done.
But come finals time I'll be a forkin' mental case.

Your a better person than me. 

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1 hour ago, Smokey said:

Who knew how fun it was to follow a genuinely good team 

I don't think I've ever been this into footy 

Yea so this is what footys like to so many.


The 90s and early 2000s where fun to watch , getting the same feeling with this group 

Even Got my boy back to us after he followed all his mates who are tigers,now its Melbourne are awesome instead of that the suck and me stopping myself from putting my first through a wall 

Life's awesome 

When (if) we do lose a game:

If we lose to a bottom team - Drinking bathwater.

If we lose to a top team - Not ready for the pressure of big games.

If we lose to a middle team - Never as good as our wins made us look and really the middle is where we belong.

Similar commentary will align with it being a big loss, small loss or middle loss.

The only realistic option is to not lose again.  Ever.

The last 2 weeks are the calmest I think I’ve ever been watching Melbourne play. I just had faith we would get on top and get the job done, and even if we didn’t, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.

I’m usually an absolute nut case when I watch Melbourne. It has bought out the best and worst of me at times over the years.

When we win a grand final, be it this year or next, the whole demonland community should meet to celebrate!  

Joking. Not joking

31 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Yea so this is what footys like to so many.

No idea never been here, it is like watching someone else’ team.


1 minute ago, binman said:

When we win a grand final, be it this year or next, the whole demonland community should meet to celebrate!  

Joking. Not joking

Logistically a nightmare. Aren’t we all spread far and wide? Even OS?

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Logistically a nightmare. Aren’t we all spread far and wide? Even OS?

Why would you want to be with a bunch of arrogant drunks????? 

Edited by old dee

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

Why would you want to be a bunch of arrogant drunks????? 

They can be as arrogant and drunk as they come. So long as they’re Dees fanatics, they’re fine by me. ❤️??

 
14 minutes ago, binman said:

When we win a grand final, be it this year or next, the whole demonland community should meet to celebrate!  

Joking. Not joking

A/S/L

 

sorry -that's an early internet riff.

Anyway - what's the location?

Edited by Engorged Onion

2 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

A/S/L

 

sorry -that's an early internet riff.

Anyway - what's the location?

Casey grand stand!


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