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Confidence levels at 0 

All I want from Preuss is to smash the [censored] out of Grundy. Do to him what all other players do to Gawn.

 

I feel sick.

Great, I have have to listen to doomsday Garry all call. 

 
1 minute ago, Megatron said:

I feel sick.

The only way to fly as a Melbourne supporter!


Ten minutes to game-time. I will bid adieu to the game-day thread now (because y'all complete psychopaths but I still love you all). See you on the other side boys and girls. Go Dees. [censored] the Wobbles!!!

 
2 minutes ago, MF-C said:

Any danger of kicking 3-4 first quarter? Would be nice if so 

We certainly haven't gotten out of the gates quickly over the last month.  We stunk it up vs Port and didn't set the world alight against the Crows or Norf.

As you say, it would nice to turn that around in about five minutes time.


I’d be staggered if we come out switched on. We’ll be down at Q time for sure. 

but relax, we’ll win it

4 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

The only way to fly as a Melbourne supporter!

Sick and/or drunk. Or both if you’re feeling particularly nervous. 


5 minutes ago, MF-C said:

Any danger of kicking 3-4 first quarter? Would be nice if so 

Four games this year we've kicked 3+ goals in the first quarter (Carlton, Richmond, Hawthorn, Adelaide).

I believe we've only won 3 of our 10 first quarters so far, which is bad.

Just now, titan_uranus said:

Four games this year we've kicked 3+ goals in the first quarter (Carlton, Richmond, Hawthorn, Adelaide).

I believe we've only won 3 of our 10 first quarters so far, which is bad.

Well that stat smells


 V d dumb again

 

Give it a rest

Why is Pendlebury playing? I thought he was going to be a late out according to our own Tom Browne? 


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