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3 minutes ago, Axis of Bob said:

The team can't run. It's the difference between a team that can run and a team that can't.

4 day break.

It's only 24 hours less than what Port had, and we were at least in Queensland last week (they were in Adelaide).

Not sure it's that much of a factor?ย 

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Is anyone still watching?

Let Pickett take a shot.ย 

ย Pickett and Jackson look to handball every single time.ย 


2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Oscar Mcdonald getting a bath from a 3rd gamer..

Massive LOL

People here thought he was a star after two good gamesย 

2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Oscar Mcdonald getting a bath from a 3rd gamer..

Massive LOL

OMac the classic or OMac 2.0 (Lever)?

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2 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Rebuild may be hard when we gave away our top 3 pick in this draft already, and our so clever recruiter thinks he is smarter than he actually is.

I agree. And yet I'm not entirley sure we have a choice. Tough decisions will need to be made. I'e Brayshaw, Viney, Salem. We're stuck with Lever. Work out how to get Josh Kelly to the club and go cap in hand to the AFL to help us lose Goodwin

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Just now, AC/DeeC said:

Is anyone still watching?

Iโ€™m drinking more than Iโ€™m watchingย 


17 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

It's not necessarily about different methods, but it is about how dependent we are on CPs/clearances.

If we can't dominate in the middle, everything else falls apart.

It's not just contested possessions our gameplan relies on workrate. It has been non existent tonight, the players haven't given a yelp

I have seen a lot of spineless performances by Melbourne over the years but make no mistake this game is up there with the best of them.

Peahearted tackles, no running, zero football IQ, crowding around the ball, 4 flying for a mark.ย 

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Goodwin, just pack your and bags and go.

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And as for the umpires you can all [censored] off. I'd go as far to say that they'reย cheating.

Just now, AC/DeeC said:

Is anyone still watching?

I just ate the bottle of wine I finished. Fun in comparison.


Just now, Jaded said:

Iโ€™m drinking more than Iโ€™m watchingย 

mmmmmmeeeeeeee ttoooooo

I'm watching Basic Instinct on Foxtel more thrills in 90ย minutes than the last 2 years of watching this club.

Here we come!!

Anyone who is commenting on the umpiring is 100% missing the point. Nothing but a deflection from one of the worst performances we have served up in years.


1 minute ago, AC/DeeC said:

Is anyone still watching?

It's some of the best comedy blooper sport I've seen in years.

GGGGGGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLL to the WEED!

Another rare prime time game butchered.

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Just now, Forest Demon said:

Anyone who is commenting on the umpiring is 100% missing the point. Nothing but a deflection from one of the worst performances we have served up in years.

Why canโ€™t both things be unbearable?


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