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Just now, Leoncelli_36 said:

We still rate Pickett??

I've never been able to make my mind up, but I laugh everyime I think of that video we released from draft night with our recruiters talking about him in the vein of Rioli.

 
1 minute ago, Leoncelli_36 said:

We still rate Pickett??

It hasn’t been in the forward line for him to a) kick goals b) defensive pressure

2 minutes ago, TheoX said:

Lol Pickett, does nothing but give away frees. Cant believe we've likely essentially paid more than pick 1 for him.

1 minute ago, Leoncelli_36 said:

We still rate Pickett??

That's the way guys, let's get stuck into the 7th gamer when all of our core leaders are playing poorly.

Just now, olisik said:

Nothing like paying 2 first rounders and 750k a year for an OMac clone 

You muppet, he's possibly one of about 2 of our players who are playing well.

 

30-10 hitouts yet we're behind in clearances.

Yes our mids our woefully out of form, but Max needs to learn how to give an effective hitout. Better off doing the old Jeff White thump it 30 meters forward instead of just dropping it at the feet of the opposition.

Up there with our all time putrid performances. 


Just now, fired up said:

If Goodwin sees out his contract, he will be Melbourne’s last coach.

 

Norm’s Curse

4 minutes ago, Radar Detector said:

Pickett has to stop that stupid push in the back.

That and spraying kicks from 30 out wide of the goals are his only attributes.

 

Look for the silver lining.

 

At least the coach will finally be torched by the media this week. Just in time for us to play bottom placed Adelaide, where we will enjoy an uninspiring 10pt win, or a soul destroying loss.

3 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

This is as bad as anything from 2019.

Utterly pathetic.

I would say worse, hardly any injuries new fitness boss, still a sniff of finals ( clearly not any more ). This is pathetic.


2 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

It hasn’t been in the forward line for him to a) kick goals b) defensive pressure

Oh [censored] off. He is putrid 

2 minutes ago, Watts the matter said:

I've never been able to make my mind up, but I laugh everyime I think of that video we released from draft night with our recruiters talking about him in the vein of Rioli.

Seriously JKH showed more. 

Edited by america de cali


Ok ... I've finally had enough.
Later losers.

Just now, titan_uranus said:

23 inside 50s to 7 since quarter time.

We've been inside 50 7 times in nearly a half of football. Disgraceful.

Goodwin will say it’s all a learning process. 

It’s a spanking.

Season over for mine


Oh [censored] I thought this was the last QTR.... Yikes. I want a 100 point loss so goody can pack his bags 

 
Just now, titan_uranus said:

23 inside 50s to 7 since quarter time.

We've been inside 50 7 times in nearly a half of football. Disgraceful.

The heat has to come on now. 
Almost a full list to pick from

This is attitude and preparation 


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