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Just now, Lord Travis said:

Goalless half coming up in clear conditions in a game with little physical pressure against average opposition. Absolutely inexcusable. If Goodwin survives this year then the club may as well fold. What a disgrace.

Agreed. Haven't felt like this since the prelim. 

 

Presence is an interesting thing. Good teams have presence. Good players have presence. Where does presence come from? Melbourne doesn’t have any idea where presence comes from.

 

TMac is done. Another goalless half


McDonald is slower than a turtle.

No energy. No skill. No hope.... Where the f#@k is the desire to win?

 
1 minute ago, Demonland said:

What happened to the sliding rule?

It was us.

COME ON DEMONS!


1 minute ago, AC/DeeC said:

Oliver reported. If he's suspended it might actually be a good - he'll have time to practice his kicking...

Hope the [censored] gets rubbed out. Arrogant Fl og


Oh thank F for that.

Thank F

Now another 3 thanks

2 minutes ago, Pates said:

Gawn gets physically shoved to the ground after taking an uncontested mark, the Port player takes a mark and Hannan runs into him and it's 50. F--- off.

Yep


4 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Goalless half coming up in clear conditions in a game with little physical pressure against average opposition. Absolutely inexcusable. If Goodwin survives this year then the club may as well fold. What a disgrace.

Petracca kicks a goal - they take him off of course. Salem is a [censored].   He caused that turn over. Please play him in the midfield or forward. PLease....

Edited by cantstandyasam

 

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