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Game over. Well done Melbourne. You never cease to be a disappointing mediocre bunch of average footballers with a horribly coached set up. 

 

That is not a free. Cheats.

 

Game over completely irrelevant club. 

Why am I watching this? Life is depressing as it is.

Officially turning it off. sorry Melbourne. you're going nowehere with this coach and a bunch of blokes who couldn't hit the side of a barn. 

 

Time to call Fremantle and ask them for some advice as to how to kick a goal.


12 minutes ago, binman said:

Watson is a peanut. It not 'connection. It pathetic foot skills.

Watson can stick his advice about how we can improve up his a#$e - along with his peptides.

2 minutes ago, Pates said:

Boy McDonald looks really slow but Salem's kick should've hit him lace out.

absolutely

 


Max is playing an absolute shocker.

1 minute ago, P-man said:

This is not the night I envisaged.

They never are. This club has no balls

Who is umpire 10? He is a disgrace.


watching netflix.

 

I don't know any other club that can slowly build expectations up and then just rip them at the seems so quickly 


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