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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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We are just second rate. Absolutely [censored] weak list 

 

Port has the best defensive set up of all time or Melb are riddled with the dumbest footballers of all time (again). 
3 talls in the fwd line... turn over after turn over and turn over going into the fwd 50.

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    Too fast and always first to the ball.

    I’ve never seen so many kicks to the opposition under no pressure to start a game. They just sit back and wait for us to turn it over and then run forward in a wave. Eisner and repeat. [censored] so obvious how to beat us. Can’t watch anymore. Sigh. 


    Hinkley giving a Goodwin a coaching lesson. All Port need is numbers behind the ball and they are guaranteed possession and a score. It's just awful.

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    Smashing coming up. Pathetic defending. Rubbish kicking. Too many passengers. 2020 done.

     

    Our fwd line suddenly looks terrible with TMac back in


    Port are consistently getting the ball out the front of the stoppage with forward handballs. St.Kilda completely stopped this last week by getting a winger off the back of the stoppage.

    Ten inside 50s and they score one [censored] point

    When are they going to get some system into the forward 50


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    Why do we keep kicking deep into the pocket?

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    1 minute ago, praha said:

    Hinkley giving a Goodwin a coaching lesson. All Port need is numbers behind the ball and they are guaranteed possession and a score. It's just awful.

    Pretty well everyone gives Goodwin a coaching lesson


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