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NON MFC: Round 08

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Bruce lasted one comment. “ Collingwood start quickly. Don’t they?”

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    Crows tin pot club couldn’t held the other clubs out and beat the Dons.

    Did a Pies player pull an injury in the rooms or something? 

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    11 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    Bruce  - "Collingwood's brand is world famous".

    Where's the mute button?

    I know, right!? The bloke knows stats and stuff, but he is clueless with a bunch of his comments. Just sounds more and more like a deranged, dramatic, grand-parent. 

    whats the deal with social distancing over in Perth? Crowd looks pretty close to each other.

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    Ever since someone else pointed out Bruce's positive affirmation, its driving me bloody nuts, please let me unsee that dl post. 

    i'll never be able to watch another came called by bruce again, its infuriating.

    please send help quickly. 

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    15 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    Bruce  - "Collingwood's brand is world famous".

    Where's the mute button?

    There are currently two guys sitting in a New Dehli cafe arguing about the impact of Pendlebury being a late out. In Paris, a young woman has just put on her gold jacket.

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    Just now, Return to Glory said:

    There are currently two guys sitting in a New Dehli cafe arguing about the impact of Pendlebury being a late out. In Paris, a young woman has just put on her gold jacket.

    And in America, a few blokes have decided to hang out with some bikie gangs like their hero Alan Didak.

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    4 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    And in America, a few blokes have decided to hang out with some bikie gangs like their hero Alan Didak.

    They're definitley global. Can you not recall that Gillette ad a few years back with Federer, Woods and Monkhorst?

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    Just now, Return to Glory said:

    They're definitley global. Can you not recall that Gillette ad a few years back with Federer, Woods and Monkhouse?

    I do actually.  Federer and Woods were using it to shave, while Monky was turning his into a shiv so he could stab someone.

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    9 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

    Ever since someone else pointed out Bruce's positive affirmation, its driving me bloody nuts, please let me unsee that dl post. 

    i'll never be able to watch another came called by bruce again, its infuriating.

    please send help quickly. 

    “You just feel like Tom Dyson is close to cracking don’t you? He’s right on the edge of breaking out the straight jacket but never quite reaches the padded cell. He’s a tease isn’t he?”

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    11 minutes ago, P-man said:

    “You just feel like Tom Dyson is close to cracking don’t you? He’s right on the edge of breaking out the straight jacket but never quite reaches the padded cell. He’s a tease isn’t he?”

    Hahahaha. You sir have just made my day, thank you P-man :)

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    6 minutes ago, brendan said:

    Can’t say I have missed the boos

    old mate going troppo in the crowd was great

    got the church's "priest = aura" soundtracking this game as opposed to bruuuuuce and beeeeeeeeeee teeeeeeeeee

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    Ugh! Adelaide should have won that game. They had all the play in the final quarter but couldn't kick straight. Oh would have been great to see essenscum lose. 

    Come one west coast you have to beat the pies today. please. 

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    So much media fapping about Injectendon. They are horrible.

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    Pies getting pumped.  West coast too much pressure 

    the day is starting ok.  Come on demons. You start quickly as well and keep the pressure on Brisbane 

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    3/4 time and nice to see the filth gatting trashed.

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    1 minute ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    this can't be doing the filth's percentage much good

    Lucky for them it was a league best 144% before the game 

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