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7 minutes ago, Brownie said:

He stole one of those off Pickett too when Kossie was streaming into goal.

And cost us a goal in the first.

Outs next week....mfc fwd line.

 
Just now, Gunna’s said:

If you were on who wants to be a millionaire and had to choose an MFC player as your phone a friend, who would you choose?

Well they aint my friend ATM.

2018 was definitely an anomoly.

This putrid team is unwatchable.


GOD THIS CLUB TESTS UR PATIENCE. ???????????????

coached into ineffectiveness.  no belief, and no hunger.  Sadly, no brains

 

It's just not working for Melksham today.  

Our forward line is impotent.

5 minutes ago, BAMF said:

Oliver barely even jogging on the transition. I pray that the coaches start to tell him that this isnt on. He really has to work on his defensive running to become a great player. 

Really disappointed. 

It might be time to me him out of the centre bonces, and give him an opponent,  for him to be responsible for.

Responibility is for Oliver to learn.


How good is our forward line hey.

Does Salem know we are losing? Keeps looking for the line. 
And ran the ball over in defence on his own

1 minute ago, Half forward flank said:

Someone thought he is a wingman. 

Tomlinson is no wingman. Never was or will be. Try him at CHB imo. Free up lever 

Omg itsa miracle

7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Tom macs success as a forward was a fluke im afraid. 

He simply cant mark and score.

Move him on. PLEASE.

Always the way.


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

They are so much cleaner with the ball than us. 

They create/find targets. A basic tenet of the game which we simply suck at. Every possession has felt like a fluke today. 

A mark. A [censored] contested mark. A miracle. 

Just now, spirit of norm smith said:

Tomlinson is no wingman. Never was or will be. Try him at CHB imo. Free up lever 

he's too slow to play ANYWHERE


Salem doesn’t care. 

Just now, DubDee said:

Does Salem know we are losing? Keeps looking for the line. 
And ran the ball over in defence on his own

He doesn’t care. More interested in his career playing fifa on PlayStation I think.

Joel Smith amongst the 18 passengers today. I can only see 3 or 4 blokes who care about the game and the club. The rest are plodders today. 

 

We look just like an immature team with a dud coach and have done for a year and a half. Our core are the least professional core in the league. They act like kids and their output reflects it

[censored] me we dropped Jetta for Lockhart. I can’t. 


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