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11 minutes ago, Jack Russell said:

Yep saw him on podcast the other day and ch 9 re keeping blockbusters next year? This is the sort of disrespectful comment that f$&ks this club bloke works his [censored] off for this Club.  Why don’t you seek him out and ask? You are probably scared of your own shadow I suspect Go Dees

btw you should talk to administrators they’ll find you a mate

Well someone just got highly triggered, and kickers in a knot ? I've actually had the privilege of meeting Glenn. Really warm guy.

By the way I really was asking for a mate??

Edited by dazzledavey36

 
5 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

The truth is there is no virus, or very week, in Victoria there are 127 active cases, only a hand full are in hospital, and only 2 in ICU,

I work in abattoirs, person at my work knows many at Cedar meats, out of all the postive test, no one went to hospital, no one had more then a small cold, we live in a nanny state. Say goodbye to freedom, this is the start of the nanny state, they are setting the bar low for lockdowns, be prepared for lockdown every few years, flu kill way more then 100 people every year, that's right over 7400 cases only 100 death, average age 77, sorry to say people die, the price to pay  to save everyone is your freedom 

Except Covid is now the biggest global killer this year.  Please feel free to lick people’s faces or whatever freedom looks like to you.  

Actually, the day ended well for us. The way things were going, I thought the AFL was going to force us to forfeit last Sunday’s game and lose a shyzenload worth of percentage.

 

I do think we got an advantage,  being able to have a full-scale practice match on the  'G'...  a positive, out of a pain.

Edited by MyFavouriteMartian

2 minutes ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

I do think we got an advantage,  being able to have a full-scale practice match on the  'G'

But is a intra club match conditioning the same as a real match on a 2pm Saturday?

It could go either. We are a bit more fresher in the legs, or we just simply lack good conditioning match fitness.

I suppose time will time against the catters.. eek.


4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

But is a intra club match conditioning the same as a real match on a 2pm Saturday?

It could go either. We are a bit more fresher in the legs, or we just simply lack good conditioning match fitness.

I suppose time will time against the catters.. eek.

One big advantage is for the players who were not selected for the don's game as they got a 20 v 20 game under their belt, which according to Ben Matthews on the zoom members meeting tonight was 4  x 20 minute quarters 

low level +ve, then +ve, then +ve, then -ve

dank obviously back at the hangar with his virus masking medication

 
35 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Except Covid is now the biggest global killer this year.  Please feel free to lick people’s faces or whatever freedom looks like to you.  

Sorry your wrong,cancers kill 9 million ever year worldwide, this won't even kill 1 million

38 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Except Covid is now the biggest global killer this year.  Please feel free to lick people’s faces or whatever freedom looks like to you.  

Also stats from the who, in 2017 650000 people world wide died of influenza


52 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

The truth is there is no virus, or very week, in Victoria there are 127 active cases, only a hand full are in hospital, and only 2 in ICU,

I work in abattoirs, person at my work knows many at Cedar meats, out of all the postive test, no one went to hospital, no one had more then a small cold, we live in a nanny state. Say goodbye to freedom, this is the start of the nanny state, they are setting the bar low for lockdowns, be prepared for lockdown every few years, flu kill way more then 100 people every year, so are we going to lockdown always because you might get the flu, and someone else might get it, you are a killer.  Over 7400 cases only 100 death, average age 77, sorry to say people die, the price to pay  to save everyone is your freedom 

You actually edited this post for clarity?! 

8 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

Sorry your wrong,cancers kill 9 million ever year worldwide, this won't even kill 1 million

Also stats from the who in 2016 1.6 million people died on roadways world wide.

There's always going to be 1 dotard that cites the low statistics of Corona virus infections and deaths that came as a result of lockdowns, to justify why there shouldn't be lockdowns. ?‍♂️

1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Well someone just got highly triggered, and kickers in a knot ? I've actually had the privilege of meeting Glenn. Really warm guy.

By the way I really was asking for a mate??

Even worse comment if you have met the Pres btw as a woman I don’t appreciate the sexist “knickers in a knot” comment 

Administrators please deal with this rubbish - it is the 21st century!

45 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

Also stats from the who in 2016 1.6 million people died on roadways world wide.

Also, 4.2 million deaths annually from air pollution... which ironically dropped during lockdown for CoVID.

weird world, and even weirder footy forum thread.

?


1 hour ago, don't make me angry said:

The truth is there is no virus, or very week, in Victoria there are 127 active cases, only a hand full are in hospital, and only 2 in ICU,

I work in abattoirs, person at my work knows many at Cedar meats, out of all the postive test, no one went to hospital, no one had more then a small cold, we live in a nanny state. Say goodbye to freedom, this is the start of the nanny state, they are setting the bar low for lockdowns, be prepared for lockdown every few years, flu kill way more then 100 people every year, so are we going to lockdown always because you might get the flu, and someone else might get it, you are a killer.  Over 7400 cases only 100 death, average age 77, sorry to say people die, the price to pay  to save everyone is your freedom 

So what are your thoughts on 17,500 people dying in New York City alone?

The reason we are nowhere near that is due to the actions that have been taken

14 minutes ago, Jack Russell said:

Even worse comment if you have met the Pres btw as a woman I don’t appreciate the sexist “knickers in a knot” comment 

Administrators please deal with this rubbish - it is the 21st century!

Two points,

1. Wasn't aware you were a woman. When I see the name 'Jack Russell', I would and many other would have though that. So I do apologise for that remark.

2. I've seen some of your work. You'll berate anyone that has an opposite opinion, or might have a construction football opinion regarding the board, right down to the playing playing list. And no its not a "worse" comment just because I've met the bloke. The fact you kicked up a big hissy fit over that comment, says more about you.

P.s If you cannot handle some of the constructive debate that goes on in here then it's best you leave, otherwise you're in for world of pain.

I will leave it at that as I do not want this thread derailed any further. Have further concerns, pm me.

On 6/12/2020 at 9:28 PM, Jack Russell said:

I think you’re speaking for yourself why don’t you go to an AGM or Chairman’s and say that Bartlett would probably knock you out!!!

 

On 6/12/2020 at 8:18 PM, Jack Russell said:

It starts with you bonehead why don’t you post something positive at some point you are clearly not a Melbourne supporter

 

On 5/15/2020 at 9:00 PM, Jack Russell said:

You guys are complete morons judging everything on Round 1 no wonder you hide behind your computers and slag off on the Club contributing nothing nothing -

 

On 12/17/2019 at 6:31 PM, Jack Russell said:

go figure how someone like Lucifer can say Bartlett agreed to it - if you have the evidence put it up or I suggest shut the f$&k up (see earlier advice)

 

On 8/30/2019 at 8:05 AM, Jack Russell said:

Seriously - how stupid you all are

Quite aggressive and rude for someone who is so easily offended themselves.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

3 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

Also stats from the who in 2016 1.6 million people died on roadways world wide.

 

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17 hours ago, ManDee said:

I think that they are holding back on our game as they are expecting others to also be postponed during the season. The AFL could then organise a bye/makeup round for all postponed games. 

Have they thought about how this would work if one team is impacted twice (or more)??


11 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

The truth is there is no virus

Gravity is also a big hoax, designed to stop the people from rising up.

 

So, McKenna now testing NEGATIVE to the virus!!  So, does that mean they stuffed up the original testing, and the game could have (should have) been played after all??!!!!!

22 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Gravity is also a big hoax, designed to stop the people from rising up.

Try the fish, i'm here all week.

Love your work demonstone. You have similar posting strategy to my my dad joke strategy - fire off as many as possible and by weight of numbers some will hit their target and get a laugh. This one gave me chuckle


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