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Nathan Jones.  A hair cut is singular is it not?

 
6 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Merged topic from discussion in a few threads.  Early candidates are:

Ben Brown

Brodie Grundy

Luke Jackson

Max Gawn

Nathan Jones

Dyson Heppell

James Worpel

 


Any player who sports a hair bun. 
 

And if you’re reading this and have one, it includes you. 

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23 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Any player who sports a hair bun. 
 

And if you’re reading this and have one, it includes you. 

Ed Langdon added to the list of MFC culprits.

He and Jackson need to follow the lead of Mitch Hannan by tidying up their long hair do with a neat short back and sides, us being the gentlemens club and all.  Barassi wouldn't have had a bar of this long hair hippy nonsense (take note Goody), no wounder we had the season we did last year.

 

Could we include in the discussion “players who need a hair transplant” just to even things up and make this an even more exciting and stimulating topic than it is already!

Every player should have a short back and sides and should get a real job while they're at it.

Next, they'll be off listening to that Rock and roll music.

If you'd had hair like that in my day, by george, there'd be strife.


11 hours ago, ManDee said:

Nathan Jones.  A hair cut is singular is it not?

On the contrary, Jonesy should grow it out and sport the horse shoe hair like Bruce Doull. It will strike fear into the small defenders!

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20 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

On the contrary, Jonesy should grow it out and sport the horse shoe hair like Bruce Doull. It will strike fear into the small defenders!

Or from a MFC perspective, channel his inner big Carl!

10 hours ago, McQueen said:

Any player who sports a hair bun. 
 

And if you’re reading this and have one, it includes you. 

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Cordner,  either should cut it,  or grow it.   Yes/No?


2 hours ago, Cheesy D. Pun said:

Every player should have a short back and sides and should get a real job while they're at it.

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1 hour ago, Mazer Rackham said:

What about about players who also need a real job?

 

FMD, what a ridiculous thread 

I've heard of off season but this is just down right dumb

What's next? Who needs their teeth whitened?

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10 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

FMD, what a ridiculous thread 

I've heard of off season but this is just down right dumb

What's next? Who needs their teeth whitened?

Harmes... Now imagine him with whiter teeth. He would be able to get 400 possessions and kick 20 goals a game as the opp lies on the ground crying My eyes! My eyes! It burns!'

Just a thought..


19 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

FMD, what a ridiculous thread 

I've heard of off season but this is just down right dumb

What's next? Who needs their teeth whitened?

Hair today, gone tomorrow 

I’m surprised aged care facilities allow internet access to online forums such as this to be honest.

On 1/18/2020 at 11:32 PM, Moonshadow said:

FMD, what a ridiculous thread 

I've heard of off season but this is just down right dumb

What's next? Who needs their teeth whitened?

After Jones retires,  the same people will be calling for all players to have their tattoo's removed.

Harmes included.

 

The conservative minds are destroying this world, with their mental mantra's.

 

 

 
39 minutes ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

After Jones retires,  the same people will be calling for all players to have their tattoo's removed.

Harmes included.

 

The conservative minds are destroying this world, with their mental mantra's.

 

 

What does this mean? Do you understand what conservative means?

32 minutes ago, ManDee said:

What does this mean? Do you understand what conservative means?

Clearly not, Mandy 


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