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This is very welcome news, especially for those who might have doubted his dedication. He may not play a game for us, but it seems he is not going to die wondering.

Onya bloke.

 

Well played. He is having a deadly serious crack at his last chance. 
Can’t do any more than that. 

May the God of Calves smile on him and us. 


1 hour ago, It's Time said:

May the God of Calves smile on him and us. 

not sure that god approves, it's time (at least the ot one)

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God informed Moses that he had tried the Israelites in his absence and that they had failed by worshipping the golden calf. ... As punishment, God struck the delegates with lightning and killed them with a violent earthquake. Moses prayed to God for their forgiveness.

 

13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

not sure that god approves, it's time (at least the ot one)

 

They truly will be golden calves if they fully recover. 

 
3 hours ago, It's Time said:

May the God of Calves smile on him and us. 

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10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

God informed Moses that he had tried the Israelites in his absence and that they had failed by worshipping the golden calf. ... As punishment, God struck the delegates with lightning and killed them with a violent earthquake. Moses prayed to God for their forgiveness.

Daisy, could you also include the missing OT reference for this quotation? Book, chapter and verses, so we may make the appropriate inclusions to our holiday reading lists ... Thanks in advance TC.

 

8 hours ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

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TPF39, the festive season in your hood has clearly returned to its pagan origins, although it appears more sodom and gomorrah than yuletide!


That's good news, I'm sure it must've been a difficult decision but it shows his dedication. I hope he and his family have some good people to be around in the break period.

1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

Daisy, could you also include the missing OT reference for this quotation? Book, chapter and verses, so we may make the appropriate inclusions to our holiday reading lists ... Thanks in advance TC.

calling @dieter...... can you help out our tarax club? ....i haven't seen an ot for 60 years

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

calling @dieter...... can you help out our tarax club? ....i haven't seen an ot for 60 years

It is in the Pentitude if that helps.

3 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

It is in the Pentitude if that helps.

lol....had to google pentitude....

Good news.... & given he's had more opportunities than most other players, we shouldn't expect anything less from the player & the club.


44 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

It is in the Pentitude if that helps.

Thank you DJ, that has clarified matters considerably. Unless there is a MFC premiership in the New Year offerings (or next), it may well be that any future scholarly research, will only be able to find brief references to demon flags in the Red Sea scrolls or other archaic sources.  Meanwhile we await with hope that  a new chapter will be written in the NEV.

That is a good decision considering the issues stem a lot from what occurs around the old stomping ground 

Nothing like the old stomping ground to cause a bit of Mischief.???

Good choice Harley, liking the attitude of been there done that, French Connectioned up won't be stepping foot there anytime soon.

20 hours ago, ding said:

This is very welcome news, especially for those who might have doubted his dedication. He may not play a game for us, but it seems he is not going to die wondering.

Onya bloke.

I reckon ( Hope) Pray he can return to Senior Footy. If he does ( and Im growing more optimistic by the day,) this for him and us will be a stellar result!?

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16 hours ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

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Is this Uncle Bitter, in full ceremonial outfit being carried by his loving subjects across the manor Moat to yet another feast and opportunities beffiting a great man of his unique pulling power of the masses and not forgetting the fair ladies that reside in Romsey??


A very good decision by Harley, giving himself every chance. 

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4 hours ago, picket fence said:

I reckon ( Hope) Pray he can return to Senior Footy. If he does ( and Im growing more optimistic by the day,) this for him and us will be a stellar result!?

I know as the saying goes that you make your own, but surely we are due a bit of luck for something to turn out all right for once.

 

I am hoping Harley Bennell gets some luck his way.

 

He has a huge amount of talent and just needs to get through pre-season injury free.

 

He can do this if he listens to the medical staff and doesn't over exert himself. Let his body slowly build up steadily.

 

I like the suggestion of Harley Bennell trying out Yoga to help his posture. It's definitely worth a try at least.

 

 

I genuinely wish Harley Bennell all the very best and hope he can get the chance to run out onto the MCG to play for the Demons.

 
On 12/16/2019 at 10:05 PM, It's Time said:

May the God of Calves smile on him and us. 

Bubona is the Roman cow Goddess who watches over and protects cattle.

Does she protect calves too?

 

Seriously though, this seems to be an indicator of his desire to leave no stone unturned - IF the fatted (or unfettered) calf comes to fruition then we could have unearthed a gem at little cost.

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7 minutes ago, monoccular said:

 long as he doesn't take insoiration from sisyphusSeriously though, this seems to be an indicator of his desire to leave no stone unturned - IF the fatted (or unfettered) calf comes to fruition then we could have unearthed a gem at little cost.

as long as he doesn't take inspiration from sisyphus


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