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  • Langdon: It’s really excited + refreshing to be here. There are lots of fresh faces around + the boys are excited to be back.
  • Langdon: There were a combination of reasons why I chose Melbourne. Mum + Dad live across the road, my brother is next door. Then the way the Demons played two years ago was unbelievable + just to hopefully be part of that is an exciting prospect.
  • Langdon: Obviously it was disappointing for the group last year. It’s a fresh start now. You don’t want to spend half a pre-season dwelling on what could’ve been last year. We’ve swiftly moved onto 2020.
  • Langdon: I just want to maximise my effectiveness + contribute to the team. I’ll give it a red hot crack. I’ve always prided myself on working hard, so if I can bring that, I’ll be happy.
  • Langdon on Harley Bennell: I’ve spoken to Harley + it’s an exciting opportunity for him. I think he’ll be here in a couple of weeks, so I look forward to training with him. Hopefully he can get his body right, as we know how good of a player he can be.
 
 

Just what we needed, another player with a penchant for starting sentences with “obviously” 

31 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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  • Langdon on Harley Bennell: I’ve spoken to Harley + it’s an exciting opportunity for him. I think he’ll be here in a couple of weeks, so I look forward to training with him. Hopefully he can get his body right, as we know how good of a player he can be.

Harley is already in Melbourne. Was posted on his Instagram yesterday. Looks to be staying in Southbank and Steven May had already taken him for a tour. 


34 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

  • Langdon on Harley Bennell: I’ve spoken to Harley + it’s an exciting opportunity for him. I think he’ll be here in a couple of weeks, so I look forward to training with him. Hopefully he can get his body right, as we know how good of a player he can be.

Did he really say "how good of a player he can be"? If so, what does he need to fix first? His grammar or his hairstyle?

2 minutes ago, Nasher said:

I dun care none about he's grammer or he's hare so long as he football's good.

That really hurt didn't it nasher

 
3 minutes ago, Nasher said:

I dun care none about he's grammer or he's hare so long as he football's good.

Bloody Tasmanians


53 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Did he really say "how good of a player he can be"? If so, what does he need to fix first? His grammar or his hairstyle?

He’s an old grammar boy, don’t cha know?!

2 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Did he really say "how good of a player he can be"? If so, what does he need to fix first? His grammar or his hairstyle?

I don't give two hoots about his grammar or hair stye. His playing ability is all I care about.

I suspect we did not interview Dusty because of the way he looked and we all know how that turned out.

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

I don't give two hoots about his grammar or hair stye. His playing ability is all I care about.

I suspect we did not interview Dusty because of the way he looked and we all know how that turned out.

Don't worry, Old Dee. With respect to the grammar, I'm just being pedantic and with respect to the hair, it's pure jealousy.


11 minutes ago, old dee said:

I suspect we did not interview Dusty because of the way he looked

# demonmyths

9 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Don't worry, Old Dee. With respect to the grammar, I'm just being pedantic and with respect to the hair, it's pure jealousy.

I think the batteries in my sarcasm meter we getting low LDC.

1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Don't worry, Old Dee. With respect to the grammar, I'm just being pedantic and with respect to the hair, it's pure jealousy.

as long as he ends up as good a player as what we think he can be

4 hours ago, Smokey said:

Just what we needed, another player with a penchant for starting sentences with “obviously” 

it's an improvement on "so,"

4 hours ago, Smokey said:

Just what we needed, another player with a penchant for starting sentences with “obviously” 

“What are the team hoping to achieve next year?” 

In their defence, a lot of answers to questions pointed at them are deserving of having the word “obviously” planted at the beginning. 


 


4 hours ago, Demonland said:

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What's going on here? 

This bloke is built like a footballer

He'll never fit in

Mfcss.... please don’t breakdown, please don’t breakdown, for the love of god please give us as close to your best as you can! 

6 hours ago, Smokey said:

Just what we needed, another player with a penchant for starting sentences with “obviously” 

Obviously we don't want more players who start sentences with ' obviously ' , but I think it's nice to have loads of demonlanders who start and finish sentences with ' obviously', .....obviously. 

 
7 hours ago, Demonland said:

I’ll give it a red hot crack. I’ve always prided myself on working hard, so if I can bring that, I’ll be happy.

But will he crack in and have a crack?

7 hours ago, Demonland said:

Stanley the Alves, wore No.15 with pride and was the complete wingman. Good choice for Langdon. (Stan also had the best blind turn and run-around balk - at top speeds - than anyone I have ever seen on the footy field. No sheet!)


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