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1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

I thought it was a black tie event so why does Danger think he can rock up in a red velvet jacket? 

Because it's Mr can do no wrong, and also can do what he wants.

 
30 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I thought it was a black tie event so why does Danger think he can rock up in a red velvet jacket? 

Belmont Bogan or has he come straight from Mad Monday as Nosferatu?

 

40 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Up to round 3 still haven’t hit the scoreboard! 

Sounds strangely familiar...

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revisionism

Wow, they actually have a round or two between all the ads and ridiculous mundane “interviews”

 

Taking phone 'n copy of Grapes of Rath up to the throne - someone mind posting when it gets to the round when we came good please?........?

1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

Just to cheer up all those deespondent folks about the Club's immediate future or previous decades in the football wilderness.

We are ranked second bottom career (cumulative) Brownlow votes of the original twelve clubs making up the Victorian Football League pre-AFL. Eagles are closing fast must be all those hometown votes from umpire Margents ?.

Career Brownlow votes by club
5570 GEEL
5503 COLL
5462 CARL
5418 HAW
5416 ESS
5291 STH/SYD
5065 NTH
5059 WBD
5055 RICH
5050 STK
4719 MELB
3427 FITZ

 Considering that Fitzroy haven’t been in the comp since 1998 we are in reality stone motherless last. Add Brisbane’s votes to their tally it will be no contest for last.

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22 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

Bogan!

Yeah, nah...it’s not bogan.

It’s an attempt to be “quirky”. Blokes a massive nerd yet tries ridiculously hard to come off as a “crazy lad”.

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Gosh when did Tiernan Stynes suddenly grow up and get so tall? 

:wub: ?

 

Max would have polled more if we won more.  Umpires are generally biased towards winning teams, also players who get it a lot irrespective of their actual effective or damaging they are in the game.  Sad really. 


38 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Wow maxy got the 3 on Queens Birthday. Go Max. 

Deservedly, gave the nominal All- Australian ruckman a proverbial bath.

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3 hours ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

I know that defenders don't win Brownlow's but given that Rich won 16 games and Dylan Grimes was one of the few that played nearly every game he would have to poll well.  And, not many stars to take votes from him so he would have to be roughy to be on the podium; maybe do a Gus Brayshaw as the Tigers haven't included him to go tonight!

Hahaha, yeah ok Luci, go to the naughty corner...... you know defenders dont get a mention on Brownlow night.

Everyone with an interest in AFL knows this is a midfielders award.


I think I have to turn it off. Dangerfield is annoying the [censored] out of me and he isn't even doing anything.

56 minutes ago, Monocology said:

Taking phone 'n copy of Grapes of Rath up to the throne - someone mind posting when it gets to the round when we came good please?........?

I'll DM you in a couple of years.

6 minutes ago, BAMF said:

I think I have to turn it off. Dangerfield is annoying the [censored] out of me and he isn't even doing anything.

The bloke is [censored]

Didn't know Dean Martin played for Richmond. ?


9 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Gee hasn't brayshaw's brownlow count changed  a lot in a year? 

Sadly yes.  Sums up our year.

So Max has 14 votes so far....how many did he get last year?

10 minutes ago, Dame Gaga said:

Didn't know Dean Martin played for Richmond. ?

Well according to Spike Milligan's guide for good eating " baby-faced angry bluebottle with chopstick in hand is not necessarily barrel of laughs" ?

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For those who missed it, Melbourne took out Mark of the Year for the second consecutive year....well...being on the recieving end of it anyway.

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2 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

So Max has 14 votes so far....how many did he get last year?

Twenty.  3 votes - 3. 2 votes - 5. 1 vote - 1.


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