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Darren Burgess officially our new fitness coach.

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Misson only has 4-6 weeks left at the club.

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    16 minutes ago, praha said:

    Misson only has 4-6 weeks left at the club.

    Redleg should do one of his countdowns!

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    this fellow and the caliber of his resume does not fit the MFC archetyoe

     

     

    based on this in depth assessment one can only conclude this is a suspect appointment and it is impossible not to conclude this is some deep state double agent activation by the Collingwood FC intelligence apparatus designed to keep us wedded to the bottom of the ladder through a complex and entirely coincidental-appearing set of injurious events in 2020

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    5 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

    Apparently we beat out a number of overseas clubs, two AFL clubs and an A-League club for his signature.

    This bloke clearly knows his stuff.  Great coup for the club.

    Are we paying him overs to be at our club?

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    3 hours ago, DeeZee said:

    Let’s hope he gives the edge we are so desperate for.

    Would be better if that came from within the playing group imo. 

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    3 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

    Are we paying him overs to be at our club?

    WGAF. It ain't affecting the salary cap.

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    1 hour ago, Caligula's cohort said:

    this guy is the best in the business

    One of.

    As is Misson.

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    43 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    this fellow and the caliber of his resume does not fit the MFC archetyoe

     

     

    based on this in depth assessment one can only conclude this is a suspect appointment and it is impossible not to conclude this is some deep state double agent activation by the Collingwood FC intelligence apparatus designed to keep us wedded to the bottom of the ladder through a complex and entirely coincidental-appearing set of injurious events in 2020

    Is your logic akin to Buckley’s recommendation of Neeld prior to us appointing him?

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    4 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Is your logic akin to Buckley’s recommendation of Neeld prior to us appointing him?

    You’re right my humour needs sharpening

    that or you should stop having drunken garden gnomes calibrate your humour detection devices

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    Does anyone know why he left Arsenal?

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    3 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

    Does anyone know why he left Arsenal?

    He was essentially sacked after Arsenal lost to Chelsea in the Europa League Final.

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    10 minutes ago, Caligula's cohort said:

    He was essentially sacked after Arsenal lost to Chelsea in the Europa League Final.

    Oh ok is that an overreaction from Arsenal?

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    Good news!

    If I was him I would be sending anyone iffy in to go under the knife now to get them ready for preseason.

     

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    10 minutes ago, olisik said:

    Big words from a Misson supporter.

    Who me or Mahoney?

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    15 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

    Oh ok is that an overreaction from Arsenal?

    I would of thought so... but you have to remember Arsenal is one of the biggest sporting clubs in the world. It's a high pressure job which is heavily reliant on winning!  

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    4 minutes ago, Caligula's cohort said:

    I would of thought so... but you have to remember Arsenal is one of the biggest sporting clubs in the world. It's a high pressure job which is heavily reliant on winning!  

    Thanks mate for the info. 

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    2 hours ago, praha said:

    Misson only has 4-6 weeks left at the club.

    4-6 weeks in rehab is code for 12+weeks but we don't want to tell supporters and sponsors that

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    So we have beaten other suitors from  overseas, AFL and ARL to capture his services? Must be worse basket cases than us for him to reject them. I hope we haven’t overpaid. Suspiciously looks like that as we have been there before.

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    What pick did we have to give up?

     

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    7 hours ago, jules7 said:

    Awesome news, the start of the climb to the top. 

    So has he coached prospective Everest mountaineers too?

    6 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    Skills coach next.

    Surely no need for that ?

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