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1 minute ago, Jaded said:

We are getting demolished and our captains are embarrassing. Stand up and do something!

Jones will start playing for free kicks. 

You watch it. 

 
 

Finlayson is giving Oscar a bath

 

LOL


4 Melbourne players near Davis I think....guess who marks it? Pathetic skills.

Can Tom MacDonald please concentrate less on neoconservatism and more on football? 

 

Brayshaw VFL please, not chasing and tackling.. non negotiables 


Hard to fathom why Fritsch is playing and why he's playing down back???????

Oh dear. 

We are trash. 


So many vfl calibre players. We need a half decent key forward. 


GWS are smashing us.

... And they're getting the bounces.

Sigh...

[censored] this. What a joke. Can we just call this season off?! 

What a bunch of soft lazy footballers these guys are. 

No idea what has happened to this team but it is not even a shadow of its former self. 

8 minutes ago, DSP said:

Boy am I glad I decided to stay home and do the laws....

Terrible footy.

cough.... would that be the In-Laws,  'DSP'.  ?

 

I'm relying solely on SEN and they'e not holding back 

Just heard Brayshaw has one touch so far - this cannot be trucking true!?

2 minutes ago, jane02 said:

Oliver has given away three free kicks - very undisciplined today.

 

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Oliver needs a smashing from the coach. Absolute garbage behavior today. 

I haven't seen them all but

A) at least 2 of them were things that happen to him all the time and he doesn't get the free and also

B) there is a fine line between trying to reimpose via physical presence and undisciplined behavior. Melbourne are often criticized for being soft so at least he is trying, even if poorly. 


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