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Oliver needs a smashing from the coach. Absolute garbage behavior today. 

 

Boy am I glad I decided to stay home and do the laws....

Terrible footy.

 
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1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Needs to go back to Casey to find form. Just appears like he doesn’t want to be out there. Soft at the moment, eat some concrete young fella.

And bring in who?

if we want him to find form he needs to be played in his natural position


2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Oliver needs a smashing from the coach. Absolute garbage behavior today. 

He's a [censored] moron! Then has the guts to throw his hands up to the umpires and sooks!

[censored] off Oliver

Edited by dazzledavey36

 

We look absolutely [censored] house!  Bottom line.  Injury decimated yes, but nevertheless, possibly the worst team going around at the minute.  


Serious question, would you entertain trading Petracca at years end. Just seems content to just [censored] about and be lazy

Cant fault Wagner’s endeavour. If only we would inject it into a few others.

Viney’s decline as a player is really disheartening. 

Didn't think much of our chances but are we seriously gift wrapping them shots at goal and expecting to stay in it? FFS

10 marks inside 50 we've given up already. Absolutely disgusting 


Missing so much talent combined with lack of effort and you get this. 

Why they brought in Spargo I will never know. 

We are getting demolished and our captains are embarrassing. Stand up and do something!

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Serious question, would you entertain trading Petracca at years end. Just seems content to just [censored] about and be lazy

Trade value would be rock bottom.

Why is Derpwayne calling our game? AGAIN!!!


Isn't it wonderful to watch a team take marks all over the ground? Greatly assisted by neat, direct, accurate kicks. Almost as if it has been part of the team practice sessions?

Too bad it's not us!

Suffice to say we're getting slaughtered all over the ground. We can win this. We don't look like it, but their inaccuracy has left the door open at least. Maybe they'll tire themselves out scoring points?

On a positive note, how good has Oskar looked?

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Serious question, would you entertain trading Petracca at years end. Just seems content to just [censored] about and be lazy

No. He’ll suddenly become an incredible player in a different guernsey. Can’t let that happen. 

 
Just now, P-man said:

Cant fault Wagner’s endeavour. If only we would inject it into a few others.

Viney’s decline as a player is really disheartening. 

he hasn't been a good player yet anyway.  just 'hard', a 'hardnut'.  thats all ive ever heard


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