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An enjoyable 49 seconds!

(also the name of my sex-tape)

 

 

 

There is winning ugly, then there is todays result.

What is worse than winning ugly?

 

Win Disgusting?

Win Putrid?

We just did both of them.

1 minute ago, juzzk1d said:

Brayshaw is Mr. Fumbles. Every time he receives a running handball he plays [censored] hot potato juggling it about 5 times and always screws it up. Absolutely sick of it. 

Had an absolute shocker.  Didn't look interested, skills pathetic all game, had the cement boots on too.

 

Never in doubt.


 

That was revolting. Disgusting. Awful. Painful. Horrible. Offensive. And we got 4 points. 

Season is still over. West Coast next week. Lol

3 minutes ago, juzzk1d said:

Brayshaw is Mr. Fumbles. Every time he receives a running handball he plays [censored] hot potato juggling it about 5 times and always screws it up. Absolutely sick of it. 

Our whole team has the fumbles, we did last year too but nothing has been done to improve this.


The season is still in massive doubt. Yeah I get it. That’s tomorrow’s problem. 

Right now we just stole a win from the jaws of defeat for a change. Nothing wrong with celebrating it for 30 seconds. 

Honestly thought Harmes was just going to kick through it and go for goal. But thank god Macca kicked it off the ground.

10 minutes ago, Drunkn167 said:

Well boys Dec was poor today, at least he got to play in 2 AFL wins

Our lucky charm. Must keep him in, makes as much sense as what they’re doing out there as is


2 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

An enjoyable 49 seconds!

(also the name of my sex-tape)

 

 

Congratulations on working out how to edit a loop.

1 minute ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

 

 

 

Lmao

Comical.

Just now, Petraccattack said:

Lmao

Comical.

This vision should be titled: how to [censored] everything up and still come out on top 


Jones best game of the season. Brayshaw waffled around and failed to get involved in the GC’s second and third last goals. He could have made an impact. Not good.

I had internet connectivity issues for the last 15 minutes

Came back on just before they kicked ahead by a goal

Can't believe the finish and how we almost managed to screw it up first with Harmes taking a fraction too long to kick when any score would have won and then TMac dropped mark, lucky the ball fell nicely and he did follow up well. But hit the post hahaha, probably the worst winning play ever

A win is a win but big worries remain

 

Hahaha my 5yo and 3yo girls and I went completely troppo after both Hore’s goal and Tmacs point, sh it test game ever but also one of the most incredible last couple of minutes I’ve ever seen.

Whinge and moan all you like people but right now I’m loving life and loving the opportunity of having this moment with my kids!!!

GO YOU GOOD THINGS!!! 


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