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Gold Coast is a really quick team. We have the slowest backline in the league. I would not have dropped a running player and would not have kept Omac Lewis And Jones in the backline. We need more run behind the ball to carry all three. I think the Suns will win at home.

 
3 hours ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Settle IDAK..

(IDAK was the android in Lost In Space that first uttered those words was he not)?

 

Yep and IDAK stood for

Instant Destroy and Kill ( seen below in our alternate of world colony strip) 

Absolute last chance for Turbo Mc and Pedestrian Jordan Lewis today . Tide is turning!

Also Jack Viney would not want to reinjure that shoulder if NQR!

Big Day for quite a few today!

DEES JUST!

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4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yep and IDAK stood for

Instant Destroy and Kill

Absolute last chance for Turbo Mc and Pedestrian Jordan Lewis today . Tide is turning!

Also Jack Viney would not want to reinjure that shoulder if NQR!

Big Day for quite a few today!

DEES JUST!

Didnt know that actually....always wondered what it stood for? Thanks. Loved IDAK. haha

 

Saw Todd Viney, strolling/swaggering down the street about an hour ago - I asked what his take was... he politely told me to eff off - nah , he was quietly and humbly confident that the job would get done.

(of course, what else would he say?)


 

2 minutes ago, ICU2 Jerry Jerry said:

Omac. Just clueless 

Yep 5m5omff his man

Dees 6 inside 50s for 2 behinds

CG 2 inside 50s for 1 goal

Need to rectify that in a hurry

Edited by —coach—

Sloppy so far.


O.McDonald and Keilty are both liabilities. We'll never truly contend for a premiership while either are in the team.

Why.  Why do I have to watch Oscar spud it up every single week.

And the same old atrocious forward entries, it never gets better!

Was Players in Lygon always this terrible? I literally walked straight out and trust me it takes a lot for me to walk out on a Melbourne game.

These handballs kill us every game.


1 minute ago, —coach— said:

Dees 6 inside 50s for 2 behinds

CG 2 inside 50s for 1 goal

Need to rectify that in a hurry

Now 10 for 2 behinds and 2 for 1 goal

We are a poor team

Trac can’t kick a snap from 20 out under no pressure. His skills are average at best

1 minute ago, ignition. said:

O.McDonald and Keilty are both liabilities. We'll never truly contend for a premiership while either are in the team.

Early call on Keilty I reckon but OMG OMD can’t defend. 

 

is Keilty as bad as he looks?


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