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8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

careful wyl, it doesn't take much titillation to set off uncle bitters

Restraints exist...

 

Just turned the TV on and saw the Ablett report - the deathly silence.......then the commentators in unison framing the  parameters of the “defence” - it was almost as if they were reading from the AFL script. Ah! Hang on, of course they were reading from the AFL script.

Just now, Call Me What You Will said:

Just turned the TV on and saw the Ablett report - the deathly silence.......then the commentators in unison framing the  parameters of the “defence” - it was almost as if they were reading from the AFL script. Ah! Hang on, of course they were reading from the AFL script.

Missed it, what was he reported for?

cheers

 

Dislike both Geelong and Essendon with a passion. Not sure how I want this game to end.


14 minutes ago, jane02 said:

Dislike both Geelong and Essendon with a passion. Not sure how I want this game to end.

with both sides disqualified for playing unregistered players

44 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Missed it, what was he reported for?

cheers

Forearm to Shiel's head after he disposed of the ball. Let's see how the MRO frames this to get him off.

Assessed as star player, finals contender, good bloke, aw he wouldn't have meant that = fine

(later appealed down to nothing)

Gee, you wouldn't want to see someone lose a Brownlow because of one little careless act of head high thuggery, would you?

 
40 minutes ago, loges said:

Forearm to Shiel's head after he disposed of the ball. Let's see how the MRO frames this to get him off.

Christian will be composing his weasel word judgement now - " judge not lest ye be judged"

"accidental, high contact, low impact - player came back on"

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44 minutes ago, loges said:

Forearm to Shiel's head after he disposed of the ball. Let's see how the MRO frames this to get him off.

He pointed the elbow too... he meant him pain,  but to not maim.

... an angry response,  to something ?

One week IMO.

Incidentally, why does Fyfe wear that arm condom thing? Does it serve any purpose other that looking like he wants to play in the NBA? 

7 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Incidentally, why does Fyfe wear that arm condom thing? Does it serve any purpose other that looking like he wants to play in the NBA? 

Might be a sweat band.   and compression, for something.?   ... does it really matter that much,  in the scheme of things ?

2 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Praying within 100m of a licensed betting agency

Or smoted him with the jaw bone of a donkey.

 

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12 minutes ago, DV8 said:

Might be a sweat band.   and compression, for something.?   ... does it really matter that much,  in the scheme of things ?

I think it’s high on the agenda. 

4 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Anyone watching Crows v Freo....

What is happening over there?

Nothing much really Bombay, Freo 4 Goals 3 Behinds from 38 inside 50s.


1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Nothing much really Bombay, Freo 4 Goals 3 Behinds from 38 inside 50s.

Woweeeee, was thinking maybe some belting rain.

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1 minute ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Woweeeee, was thinking maybe some belting rain.

was thinking the same thing but just checked the Adelaide weather radar and while cold with a strong breeze it's bone dry.

3 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Woweeeee, was thinking maybe some belting rain.

Not wrong to think that, clear skies and looks like Freo are finishing stronger. 

 

85 points total (12 goals only) Adelaide v Freo.

WOW - Gill and Shocking's idea that 666 and all the other crap rule changes would result in higher scoring is a huge success, like everything else they meddle with.


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