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13 minutes ago, rufus said:

Regardless of the outcome here...that half was an out and out disgrace. Minus 10 in contested possessions. Only 4 more tackles despite 50 less possessions. Behind at every single contest. Fumbling every time we go near the ball with any pace and any opportunity to break it open. Key defenders who would be poor in state league. Constantly taking opponents high as we're second to the ball and re-actively aggressive. Hard to see this ending wel

14 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I never disagreed. I just hate it when supporters attack players in such a personal way. Even if it’s just a figure of speech I would never suggest shooting a player. None of them are out there trying to be bad. 

Fair enough.

 

Jones OMG woeful

Brian Taylor thinks his elongated pronunciation of “Llooooyd” is really catchy and cool. It f&@king-well isn’t. 


Put Jones in the forward pocket for the rest of the game. He can kick a goal but not hit a target around ground. 

 

Great goal trac! How strong thru the hips is he?

Petracca!!

Just now, chook fowler said:

I think Bruce and Heeney should get a room.

Maybe they have!


Go Tracca. You CAN do this 

Why no 50? 2 men within 5 metres of the mark.

1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Going backwards.  Can’t see him being any good.  No “special ability”

Hang on SONS, i reckon a small who isn't quick, can't get a possession to save himself, know what front and centre is, nor possess any crumbing nous is pretty spectacular.


 

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