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Dear Goody..ย  Pruessy is god. Never leave him out againย 

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If a Richmond or Collingwood player had kicked eitherย of those Preussย goals, BTโ€™s headย wouldโ€™ve exploded.ย 

Turns out a big forward with a bit of physicality who can actually get his hands on the pill makes a bit of a difference.

Something to remember.

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This umpiring


2 minutes ago, Dame Gaga said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Holding the ball does not exist anyย more. Joke.

Not for us

Sooner we can get Oscar out of this team the better. Simply not AFLย standard.

Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

I [censored] hate Oscar

Calm down. To hate someone for making a mistake is an over reaction. He didnโ€™t kill your grandma.ย 

2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Why didnโ€™t Oscar just let that roll over?

Because he is a [censored] dumbass spud


Swans player thought he was a battering ram. Wake up umpire.

They need to bring in a 'mute a commentator' feature so I can turn Lingy off.ย  I know I'm harping on about it, but bloody hell, he is just god awful.

[censored] the maggots love these swans


[censored] umpiring again. Miss the obvious ones and pay the weak [censored]

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Why Oscar why?ย 

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1 minute ago, layzie said:

Why didnโ€™t Oscar just let that roll over?

Because he is a dumb footballer

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I [censored] hate Oscar

We got ANB out this week... mission drop Oscar begins nowย 

ย 

Where are we at ground level? Oliver? Viney?

Nah he can seriously [censored] off


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