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GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Essendon

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5 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

who is shaun McKernan?

A thoopa star of our making.

 
 

I’m filthy on Melbourne, but the umpires aren’t far behind

0-3

 

Bottom of the ladder.

 

Choked against a deflated 17th ranked side.

 

Good times.


3 minutes ago, waynewussell said:

We've lost! We deserve to lose! We are not picking a team that can win!

Its more our structure, that isn't working any longer...  666 has unpicked the zone.

And our Mids setup has been worked out, and worked over.   We no longer control the centre bounces.

How was that a free against MAX........Bs

 

Fritsch that was unforgiveable.... left Tippy out the back to make it a 3 on 1 ....So amature !!   Who is teaching these guys or Do so many not have a football brain!!??

 


3 of oir players got sucked to the 1 player which left Tippa all by himself!

Get the [censored] out Chaplin you gronk!

LOL

10 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

Why does the weid run on the spot?

He isn't fit enough as well.

 

10 minutes ago, waynewussell said:

Oliver has been ordinary

he's been manned up,   tight.

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Disgusting!

I mean yeah 0-3 but least our kids aren’t starving in syria

 

there is that

 

 

2 minutes ago, Ante_Up said:

Am I alone in thinking hunt has been good tonight ?

Missed gettable shots. His asset is his speed but hasn’t had a bounce or even short burst. 

Umpires were actually deplorable at so many key moments tonight. Not withstanding we butchered it time and time again, but seriously ... mind boggling decisions at crucial times 


2 minutes ago, Dirts said:

I am done with this team. They are simply [censored]. I shall be sending back my membership and will not be renewing. Bonfire at my place, bring your dees gear!

I made the mistake stake of optimistically renewing round 1 .... hadn’t renewed after 40 years plus the day they capitulated meekly (all too familiar) to the drug addled Essendon 3rds.

Wont mark that mistake again, or at least until there is a solid group of on field leaders.

Currently rudderless. 

 

Anyone blaming the umpires is kidding themselves. Spine Wied, TMac, OMac, Frost = years of heartbreak. This team is absolute crap.

 

Dear Melbourne......?


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