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2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

A beautiful day for some footy. 

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Couldn't get a decent seat?

 

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’m on the way   Currently at Ginifer

Who the [censored] would call a place Ginifer?

has a resonance with Jennifer Juniper by Mr Mellow Yellow aka Donovan

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’m on the way   Currently at Ginifer

Who the [censored] would call a place Ginifer?

A lovesick kiwi?

 
21 minutes ago, binman said:

Aren't you in Melbourne?

Sure am mate. Set to record from app. 

Dees shop was doing a roaring trade this morning, helped by my sister and I both buying some merchandise. Ground looks a treat too. I’m pumped. 

 

Go DEES ?


Gonna smash another coupla pints at the Duke and mosey over. 

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Let's roll DEMONS

Any win is a good win today being Round 1

Could be 100 points or 2 points

Just win

Win it for Max, Win it for the Club Members, Win it for yourselves.

Believe that you can win every quarter...

Go in hard...

 

 

I feel like we can't lose when you're up and about, SWYL. 


34 minutes ago, Demonland said:

A beautiful day for some footy. 

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How many thousands who normally go in by train are missing out today?

35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’m on the way   Currently at Ginifer

Who the [censored] would call a place Ginifer?

I imagine it’s New Zealander for Jennifer. 

Edit: @TRIGON beat me to it!

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

7 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

I feel like we can't lose when you're up and about, SWYL. 

Anything could happen today. Port will go in hard, i have no doubt. 

Today will give us a good idea how much the players have matured. I saw it last night, late in the game. The Filth had 3 experienced players on the bench who couldn’t get on the ground. 

Players will now have to do some coaching on the ground, and sometimes they will have to hurt late in a quarter, like the old days. 

I like it. The runners became an obstacle on the ground

it’s round 1. An ugly scrappy win is fine by me, just win. 


I think it’s going to be closer than what the odds suggest.

What’s the vibe like at the ground? 

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Today will give us a good idea how much the players have matured. I saw it last night, late in the game.

The Filth had 3 experienced players on the bench who couldn’t get on the ground. 

Players will now have to do some coaching on the ground, and sometimes they will have to hurt late in a quarter, like the old days. 

I like it. The runners became an obstacle on the ground.

This will cost the teams with selfish players. Teams with team orientated players will benefit. 

Commentators on Thursday and Friday were noting that players on the ground were ignoring the bench to stay on the ground. I'm not sure if this was 100% accurate but if so it's not great from those individuals. 

5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Anything could happen today. Port will go in hard, i have no doubt. 

Today will give us a good idea how much the players have matured. I saw it last night, late in the game. The Filth had 3 experienced players on the bench who couldn’t get on the ground. 

Players will now have to do some coaching on the ground, and sometimes they will have to hurt late in a quarter, like the old days. 

I like it. The runners became an obstacle on the ground

it’s round 1. An ugly scrappy win is fine by me, just win. 

I can see the day coming soon when players will carry pagers to get them off the ground.

 
3 minutes ago, america de cali said:

I can see the day coming soon when players will carry pagers to get them off the ground.

Maybe we could find a use for those jiggers that Darren Weir no longer needs?

big day for the new boys ,hope watts cops heaps,and we win


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