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1 hour ago, Wiseblood said:

You owe me half if it happens!ย ?

Iโ€™m shocking with 1st goal scorers I remember couple years ago I had some $$ on hogan for 1st goal he took mark in goal square so I turned to celebrate with mates and while I was doing that he handballs to a team mate who kicks a goalย 

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2 hours ago, Skuit said:

This should really be re-posted here.

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First time I've seen that!ย  Thanks for posting it.ย  Nice way to begin this big day!ย  GO DEES!!!!

Iโ€™ve asked this before but canโ€™t remember.ย 

Where is the best seats?

Just planning onย scanning my membership - not upgrading.ย 

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1 minute ago, McQueen said:

Iโ€™ve asked this before but canโ€™t remember.ย 

Where is the best seats?

Just planning onย scanning my membership - not upgrading.ย 

If I'd known you were coming I would have got my brother's membership and then you could have sat next to Demonland royalty.ย 


4 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

Do we collect our members scarf today?ย 

Bring your fire lighters in case we lose.

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

If I'd known you were coming I would have got my brother's membership and then you could have sat next to Demonland royalty.ย 

And he could have gotten that beer.

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5 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

basically every train to the city from the east of the city has been replaced by buses

awesome work ptv

Itโ€™s a bit chit but it has been known for months that there is heaps of works going on and to plan ahead.ย 

1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

Itโ€™s a bit chit but it has been known for months that there is heaps of works going on and to plan ahead.ย 

but waiting for the really busy time when trains are in demand (i.e. football season) to begin all this work seems absurd

i understand that they have to spend their cash in the lead up to budget changes to ensure they get the same capex and opex in the next fin year, but their timing is, as always, impeccable

it's like how the scg trust waits for cricket season to finish before ripping down stadia that would otherwise have been in core demand...cos the five days of test cricket and 3 one-dayers must not be messed with!

Weย raised the bar, and it'sย now time to meet the lofty standards weย set for ourselves.ย  It starts today!ย  Kill 'em Demons!


My MFCSS is running riot. This is one of the most important 1st games we have had for a while.

Currently relaxing at The Manor. The maid is looking quite splendid in her new blue fishnets and red apron.

I shall head off shortly and join the common folk on the Scumbury line - no buses thank [censored].

Iโ€™m so excited. Itโ€™s been such a long Summer. Iโ€™ve been counting the sleeps.

Congratulations to Max Gawn on his 100th game. โค๏ธ?

36 minutes ago, Demonland said:

If I'd known you were coming I would have got my brother's membership and then you could have sat next to Demonland royalty.ย 

I can imagine the exquisiteย hors d'oeuvres and high end bubbles you would be consuming.ย 

Roumd 1 comes around a lot faster following a deep run into September!

preseason was a blink of an eye


34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Currently relaxing at The Manor. The maid is looking quite splendid in her new blue fishnets and red apron.

I shall head off shortly and join the common folk on the Scumbury line - no buses thank [censored].

I thought that was your uniform Bitters.

Nervous. Very. Very. Nervous.ย 

I donโ€™t have a good feeling about today and the miserable Melbourne weather isnโ€™t helping.ย 

Go Dees!

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The sun is coming up here over the Straits of Malacca.

A new season dawns and the hopes and expectations are high.

My kayo account stands ready..

Go Dees


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