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What will we see on Trade TV Wednesday night?

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On the live trade period telecast, i expect to see the usual tacky stuff.

* Countdown timer.

* Footage of club officials running down corridors with papers in hand.

* Same officials on their phones with finger in opposite ear, with furrowed brows.

* Increasingly excited commentary towards period end.

* Interviews with various club officials talking about how they got their "target" (And how much work went on behind the scenes)

* Gill doing something..... ANYTHING to be on TV and help out Fox because $$

 

What i dont expect to hear...... 

*Anyone admit most of the "last minute" trades were actually decided days earlier, but held back per AFL "suggestions" (because Fox $$)

 

What have i missed?

  • ding changed the title to What will we see on Trade TV Wednesday night?
 
2 minutes ago, ding said:

On the live trade period telecast, i expect to see the usual tacky stuff.

* Countdown timer.

* Footage of club officials running down corridors with papers in hand.

* Same officials on their phones with finger in opposite ear, with furrowed brows.

* Increasingly excited commentary towards period end.

* Interviews with various club officials talking about how they got their "target" (And how much work went on behind the scenes)

* Gill doing something..... ANYTHING to be on TV and help out Fox because $$

 

What i dont expect to hear...... 

*Anyone admit most of the "last minute" trades were actually decided days earlier, but held back per AFL "suggestions" (because Fox $$)

 

What have i missed?

lots and lots of ads, specially betting ads

Might get a few momets of Anna Harrington if we are lucky.

 
Just now, dl4e said:

Might get a few momets of Anna Harrington if we are lucky.

she's a shocker.

If Jesse was less introverted I would have expected him to be paraded out in a Freo jumper but I doubt he'd be up for that. Maybe some Freo socks.


A bunch of middle aged white blokes trying to pretend that what they are doing is more important than curing cancer and ending world wars, whilst displaying their non-existent personalities.

1 minute ago, Win4theAges said:

she's a shocker.

Yeah your right but better looking at her than Montagna.

 

4 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Yeah your right but better looking at her than Montagna.

Can't complain with you there.

 

I hope the Goggleboxers tune in for this beauty.

46 minutes ago, Win4theAges said:

she's a shocker.

They don't help her by making her regurgitate the [censored] said on Twitter. She is ex-MFC so worthy of some pleasantries.


1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

They don't help her by making her regurgitate the [censored] said on Twitter. She is ex-MFC so worthy of some pleasantries.

That doesn't help either.

1 hour ago, ding said:

 

* Same officials on their phones with finger in opposite ear, with furrowed brows.

 

^^^ lots of this :)

haha...

Anthony Hudson trying to make it all exciting...

10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

^^^ lots of this :)

haha...

Anthony Hudson trying to make it all exciting...

i'd like to see a good verbal stoush between commentators, maybe even a few faux punches thrown a'la casey & normie. we need more of that reality

16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'd like to see a good verbal stoush between commentators, maybe even a few faux punches thrown a'la casey & normie. we need more of that reality

List managers punching on, lifting chairs above their heads. 

We need far more of that


I implore you all to not tune in and give it ratings.   


 

 Bugger all as it turns out

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