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30 minutes ago, Uncle Fester said:

I'm a cheesemaker. No [censored]. That's my job. And boy did I cop it when that fella rolled up to the game with his platter.

Finest in the district?

Humble request: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP

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    2 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

    I have started smoking my own for next year!

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    Reefer madness

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    2 hours ago, Uncle Fester said:

    I'm a cheesemaker. No [censored]. That's my job. And boy did I cop it when that fella rolled up to the game with his platter.

    One might hope there's no shlt in any cheese you made ;)

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    41 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    One might hope there's no shlt in any cheese you made ;)

    Lucky dip

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    Getting married on a few weeks and we're having a cheese cake. 

    5 wheels of cheese stacked on top of each other. Can't bloody wait to cut into it!

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    I think we need a Bouzouki player for this thread.

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    4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Finally, a thread where I can really contribute.

    http://jakelikesonions.com/post/176128306669/itll-be-grate

    I once gave a cheese grater to a blind friend for Christmas.

    He told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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    9 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I once gave a cheese grater to a blind friend for Christmas.

    He told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

     The whole Jesse Hogan waiting thing and the Cheese grater reminds me of this quote:

    Ford Fairlane:
    Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing at first, but mostly painful.

     

     
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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I think we need a Bouzouki player for this thread.

    or at least a velvet coated bugler

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    2 hours ago, Redbeard said:

    Getting married on a few weeks and we're having a cheese cake. 

    5 wheels of cheese stacked on top of each other. Can't bloody wait to cut into it!

    I already told my partner that we are having two wedding cakes. A traditional one and a cheese one. The cheese one will be adorned by red and blue ribbons. 

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