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I have a dilemma...

Gorgoroth
in Melbourne Demons

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So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

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    Not as big as mine mate.

    The buggers at work have rostered me to work on Grand Final day. It's my birthday that day as well!

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    Just had a fight with the missus who washed my Melbourne polo. Hadn't been washed since the West Coast game...

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    23 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Not as big as mine mate.

    The buggers at work have rostered me to work on Grand Final day. It's my birthday that day as well!

    Quit.

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    No poo on Demon gear ever.
    Rams hat?
    Who gives a poo?

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    25 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Not as big as mine mate.

    The buggers at work have rostered me to work on Grand Final day. It's my birthday that day as well!

    Resign immediately 

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    36 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

    Ask the Poo jogger. He'd be the go to man on poor social etiquette......or Shane Jacobsen. He's all about poor.

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    Poo poo poo

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    43 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

    Frame it with poo, and hang it over your bed head.

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    45 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

    Mate, you’ve started a thread on Demonland for help with this. 

    I think it’s pretty clear the bird poo stays. 

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    41 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Not as big as mine mate.

    The buggers at work have rostered me to work on Grand Final day. It's my birthday that day as well!

    I guess they're not your work "mates" then.

    So the dilemma is whether to strangle or drown them?

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    39 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    I don’t want to clean it but it is probably staining my favourite hat...

    given we are next playing the wee and poos, i'd definitely remove it post haste

    it was probably a geelong seagull anyway, so send the scrapings to chris scott 

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    1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

    It’s a lucky hat mate! Leave it...

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    Definitely leave it. Don’t worry if it’s staining your favourite hat. After we’ve six-peated you can buy a new Rams one (or better yet upgrade to a Cowboys one)

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    36 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Do it. It’s certainly better than busting a jeans zipper last Friday night..

    Plenty of Demon fans did that during the first quarter

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