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2 hours ago, old dee said:

I am surprised that he remembers, most men have no idea until reminded by their partner. 

He remembers our anniversary and pretends to care when we play (it's the best dating someone who has no AFL club affiliation I've discovered). He's an absolute keeper!

 

So I absolutely smashed this work day. Tried to keep busy and distract myself. 
Gonna sneak out at 4:45.... god damn I'm so nervous! 

 

Ive been too anxious to read about footy all week and now that im about to head into the game have only just opened demonland. Need alchohol. 

Good luck Demonlanders, and enjoy the game!  I'll be back to join you in the post-match euphoria.  

 

Come on already!

This day is taking forever.

3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

He remembers our anniversary and pretends to care when we play (it's the best dating someone who has no AFL club affiliation I've discovered). He's an absolute keeper!

 

So I absolutely smashed this work day. Tried to keep busy and distract myself. 
Gonna sneak out at 4:45.... god damn I'm so nervous! 

Sounds like my wife. Glad she doesn’t follow AFL so of I want to avoid it all I just hang out with her.


10 minutes ago, number 27 said:

walking out the school gates, time to get excited. headed to Y&Js for a few pre game drinks, and begin one awesome night!!

underage drinking,glad thats still going on

Btw, I love youse all.

How's the roar going to be when the boys run onto the ground?

Hopefully only topped by the singing of It's A Grand Old Flag after the game.

Edited by Clintosaurus

 
2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

How's the roar going to be when the boys run onto the ground?

Hopefully only topped by the singing of It's A Grand Old Flag after the game.

If we win I'll cry. If we lose I'll cry.

Is there a word that covers nervous, excited, hopeful and worried?

Cannot wait for the bounce.


14 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Come on already!

This day is taking forever.

Yep, agreed. Been in the queue to MCC for the past two hours! 

should be lingerie footy as the curtain raiser would be a great nerve rester

2 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Sounds like you will wear it anyway. We will win just to make sure of it.

Not sure about everyone else, but I'm really relaxed about this. No idea how I will be feeling between 7.50 and 10.30.

I too have an unnerving sense of calm about me,  it's a ridiculous and foreign  feeling considering how long we've waited to play finals.

But I'm very bullish on a win tonight! 

Screw this I'm off. Work is Monday's problem now.

 

GAME ON!!!

15 minutes ago, Choke said:

Is there a word that covers nervous, excited, hopeful and worried? 

MFCSS. ;)

Edited by SaberFang


Get pumped!!!! Come on dees! Win this! Think of the turmoil we’ve gone through, the pain of Geelong snatching victory twice this year. We owe them!! LETS TAKE BACK THIS CITY!!!

4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Anyone else done three nervous poo’s already? 

It occurs to me Ethan that you have taken the term “elimination” far too seriously 

another gil's friday night blockbuster...............................but why no carlton?

I've flown up from Tassy for this hugely important day for us! 

So excited! 

1 hour ago, old dee said:

You have my sympathy Nasher. Baby sitting the GD's was on tonight but I have a leave pass. The down side is I now have zero credits in the system.

Jack Daniel's is spelt with a J


35 minutes ago, Choke said:

Is there a word that covers nervous, excited, hopeful and worried?

Cannot wait for the bounce.

The colloquialism is ‘[censored] oneself’.

Edited by McQueen
Damn censorship. ‘Pooing’

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

The colloquialism is ‘[censored] oneself’.

Yep, Ethan explained it perfectly.  It's NOT a word.  It's an ACTION...!

20 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

another gil's friday night blockbuster...............................but why no carlton?

3 hrs to go ... still time for Gil to pull something.

 

Wow.

 

Can see at least 20 plus dees supporters at station.

 

We are out in full force tonight!!

prediction,hogan jumps fence disguised as spargo ,kicks 8 as small forward


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