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My 3 word player analysis V Swans

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Jones - often diabolical disposal

Jetta - brave but ineffective 

Frost - probably broke even

O.McDonald - slow but useful

Salem - suspect when pressured

Pedersen - had little influence 

T. McDonald - was disappointing again

Hogan - same as Tom

Garlett - seemingly didn’t care

Petracca - too easily sidetracked 

Oliver - met his match

Spargo - played schoolboy football

Tyson - prolific , rarely hurt

Brayshaw - continued to excel 

Fritsch - hit a wall 

Gawn - dominated , didn’t hurt

Harmes - tough and tried

Hunt . just a shadow

Kennedy - Harris - little to enthuse

Lewis - slowness often exposed

Neal - Bullen - no obvious role

VanDenBerg - took his chances

 

Edited by joeboy

 

Finals opportunity lost

 

Go after Clarkson

Jones - becoming dumb footballer

Jetta - not dumb footballer

Frost - mostly dumb footballer

O.McDonald - less dumber now

Salem - sometimes not dumb

Pedersen - always been dumb 

T. McDonald - def dumb today

Hogan - dumb teammates cost

Garlett - super dupa dumb 

Petracca - often dumb choices

Oliver - never, ever dumb

Spargo - can't spell dumb

Tyson - dumb, dumber, dumbest

Brayshaw - second least dumbest

Fritsch - not the dumbest 

Gawn - surrounded by dumb

Harmes - leaving dumb behind

Hunt  OMG - really dumb

Kennedy - Harris - dumb ... poor thing

Lewis - yep - he's dumb.

Neal - Bullen - top five dumbest

Gee, 'suspect when pressured' is really tough on Salem.  He had 22 possessions @ 95.5%.  5 marks.  6 R50's. 4 Tackles.  He ran and he bounced and he kicked true.

Am genuinely curious as to what you saw to think he was suspect.

Edited by Lucifer's Hero

 

10 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

We must have lost by 20 goals!!

They were all hopeless according to Joeboy!

Not sure if you noticed JJC but we lost and again to a half decent side.

Do you see the pattern here.

I thought we hardly had a good player on the ground, really disappointing performance a missed opportunity.

Fell in Hole

24 minutes ago, old dee said:

Not sure if you noticed JJC but we lost and again to a half decent side.

Do you see the pattern here.

Well said Old Dee. JJC and others must take into account they had 20 players from mid way through first quarter and we still found a way to lose. It's just happening all the time and even if we made it to finals will be out in first set. No leaders, no one to drag the team up and follow him. Blokes like Petracca get their ambitions mixed up with their capabilities and most of the rest choke big time when pressure is on.

Its quite amazing how poor jones has become so quickly 

Loyal servant and great player for us but used by date fast approaching 


Jones - Love Me Do

Jetta - 8 days a week

Frost - Drive my car

O.McDonald - Tomorrow never knows

Salem - Here comes the sun

Pedersen - Yesterday

 T. McDonald - While my guitar gently weeps 

Hogan - Happiness is a warm gun 

Garlett - You won’t see me

Petracca - Come Together

Oliver - Carry that weight

Spargo - I’m so tired

Tyson - Twist and Shout

Brayshaw - I saw her standing there

Fritsch - Day Tripper

Gawn - Ticket to ride

Harmes - Across the universe

Hunt - Get back 

Kennedy - One after 909

Lewis - Glass Onion

 Neal - Bullen - Norwegian Wood (This bird has flown) 

10 minutes ago, Docs Demons said:

Well said Old Dee. JJC and others must take into account they had 20 players from mid way through first quarter and we still found a way to lose. It's just happening all the time and even if we made it to finals will be out in first set. No leaders, no one to drag the team up and follow him. Blokes like Petracca get their ambitions mixed up with their capabilities and most of the rest choke big time when pressure is on.

We should learn from past mistakes IMO Petracca is like a few we have had shows  brilliance against poorer sides but not up to it against good sides. Use him as a trade to get a good player who gives every week. Before we have another Watts situation.

49 minutes ago, old dee said:

Not sure if you noticed JJC but we lost and again to a half decent side.

Do you see the pattern here.

A half decent side would be a team like Essendon not Sydney.

Harmes - becoming very important

1 minute ago, red&blue1982 said:

A half decent side would be a team like Essendon not Sydney.

We have beaten no one of any consequence .

Does that not tell you there is a serious problem with the average level of talent ? 


3 minutes ago, old dee said:

We have beaten no one of any consequence .

Does that not tell you there is a serious problem with the average level of talent ? 

I'm saying Sydney are more than a "half decent side". I think we're somewhere around the average level pushing above.

My Dad used to say every cloud has a silver lining. 

Just remember RM you won't have to worry about getting finals tickets.

 
2 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Jones - becoming dumb footballer

Jetta - not dumb footballer

Frost - mostly dumb footballer

O.McDonald - less dumber now

Salem - sometimes not dumb

Pedersen - always been dumb 

T. McDonald - def dumb today

Hogan - dumb teammates cost

Garlett - super dupa dumb 

Petracca - often dumb choices

Oliver - never, ever dumb

Spargo - can't spell dumb

Tyson - dumb, dumber, dumbest

Brayshaw - second least dumbest

Fritsch - not the dumbest 

Gawn - surrounded by dumb

Harmes - leaving dumb behind

Hunt  OMG - really dumb

Kennedy - Harris - dumb ... poor thing

Lewis - yep - he's dumb.

Neal - Bullen - top five dumbest

This is the best ever ?

 

I reckon Frosty did better than just break even. He can hold his head high. 

He didn’t kick half of the 18 behinds today.


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