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Should Jack Viney consider amputating his toe for the team?

Mel Bourne
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Not serious. 

I guess. 

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    For the official record, it’s just a dumb joke. 

     

    Unless it’s his little toe. Then srsly dude, lop it off and get out there. 

    (Which toe is it?)

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    3 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

    For the official record, it’s just a dumb joke. 

     

    Unless it’s his little toe. Then srsly dude, lop it off and get out there. 

    (Which toe is it?)

    Billy Stretch is the one with the toe injury

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    Viney too. Bone stress in the toe is what’s currently ailing the poor bugger. 

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    6 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

    For the official record, it’s just a dumb joke. 

     

    Unless it’s his little toe. Then srsly dude, lop it off and get out there. 

    (Which toe is it?)

    His little toe is still as important for balance as the other toes.

    10 minutes ago, davejemmolly said:

    Hey! Daniel Chick did it with a finger, and look what a ripper bloke he turned out to be! 

    Finger is very different to a toe

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    7 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    This thread needs a poll.

    Perhaps there should be a poll as to whether there should be a poll? 

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    They should amputate his head first, weird looking unit, been chasing too many parked cars.

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    1 hour ago, davejemmolly said:

    Hey! Daniel Chick did it with a finger, and look what a ripper bloke he turned out to be! 

    Most likely under the influence of charlie in the "Meth Coke Eckies" glory days...

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    I knew a guy who was born with hand and feet deformities and had all of his toes and most of his fingers missing. Played in the Amateurs competition. He was a great footballer in the bollocking Viney inside style and was even invited down to Hawthorn to train at one stage because of his impressive performances overcoming his disabilities. His major weakness was his kicking. Could not get any distance.

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    I heard they tried.

    After the 27th diamond blade on the angle grinder packed it in they gave up.

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