Should Jack Viney consider amputating his toe for the team?

[Mel Bourne 4,541]

Not serious. 

I guess. 

[homsar 431]

WTF 

[davejemmolly 94]

Hey! Daniel Chick did it with a finger, and look what a ripper bloke he turned out to be! 

[Mel Bourne 4,541]

For the official record, it’s just a dumb joke. 

 

Unless it’s his little toe. Then srsly dude, lop it off and get out there. 

(Which toe is it?)

[SFebes 4,884]

3 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

For the official record, it’s just a dumb joke. 

 

Unless it’s his little toe. Then srsly dude, lop it off and get out there. 

(Which toe is it?)

Billy Stretch is the one with the toe injury

[Mel Bourne 4,541]

Viney too. Bone stress in the toe is what’s currently ailing the poor bugger. 

[MurDoc516 1,529]

6 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

For the official record, it’s just a dumb joke. 

 

Unless it’s his little toe. Then srsly dude, lop it off and get out there. 

(Which toe is it?)

His little toe is still as important for balance as the other toes.

10 minutes ago, davejemmolly said:

Hey! Daniel Chick did it with a finger, and look what a ripper bloke he turned out to be! 

Finger is very different to a toe

[Dee Zephyr 19,311]

This thread needs a poll.

[At Least I Saw a Flag 5,353]

7 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

This thread needs a poll.

Perhaps there should be a poll as to whether there should be a poll? 

[Sir Why You Little 37,457]

Great idea. Then he has to learn to walk again, then run. 

4-6 for sure!!

[chookrat 4,268]

I vote yes, assuming it will grow back.

[John Demonic 5,988]

You on a toe transplant waiting list Mel?

[Demon Head 299]

What about replacing it with a bionic prosthetic toe?

[SFebes 4,884]

They should amputate his head first, weird looking unit, been chasing too many parked cars.

[RickyJ45 417]

1 hour ago, davejemmolly said:

Hey! Daniel Chick did it with a finger, and look what a ripper bloke he turned out to be! 

Most likely under the influence of charlie in the "Meth Coke Eckies" glory days...

[bush demon 2,209]

Toeing the line etc...

[Moonshadow 17,678]

1 minute ago, bush demon said:

Toeing the line etc...

Nailed it!

[Demonland 74,430]

@Supermercado and I mentioned this weeks ago on the Demonland Podcast. In fact toe injuries are such an epidemic at the MFC that we suggested pre-emptive amputations to all players toes as a precaution. 

Anyway the point is we haven't had a new toe injury since. You're welcome 

[Demonstone 23,573]

He wouldn't be able to walk for a while.   Might need a toe truck.  #dad

[SFebes 4,884]

With all this time off he’d be feeling as Toey as a Roman sandle 

[John Crow Batty 8,892]

I knew a guy who was born with hand and feet deformities and had all of his toes and most of his fingers missing. Played in the Amateurs competition. He was a great footballer in the bollocking Viney inside style and was even invited down to Hawthorn to train at one stage because of his impressive performances overcoming his disabilities. His major weakness was his kicking. Could not get any distance.

Edited July 31, 2018 by america de cali

[samcantstandya 1,079]

10 hours ago, chookrat said:

I vote yes, assuming it will grow back.

Thanks 4 making me chuckle

[Guest]

I heard they tried.

After the 27th diamond blade on the angle grinder packed it in they gave up.

[Old Man Rivers 326]

This thread is Toe Much ?

[layzie 34,528]

Hmmm short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but..