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So who laughed at me in round 4 when I said we’d be 8-3! Giddy up. 9 day break and bye will be a good refresh and reset. Hopefully we snag the pies now.

 
  On 02/06/2018 at 11:46, nosoupforme said:

    However in the Bulldogs Premiership year they lost Murphy to that dreaded injury.

Good point.

Hopefully this talks a few people down from the ledge.

  On 02/06/2018 at 11:50, Petraccattack said:

Good point.

Hopefully this talks a few people down from the ledge.

Plenty of examples of teams losing key players and going on to win the flag. Our coach played in a premiership after the star forward Modra went down.

 

Just watching the replay (2nd quarter) and my god Hogan is a beast. Has exceeded my lofty expectations. He must be an AA lock, racking up midfielder stats and averaging 3 goals a game. He seems to be playing with a freedom he hasn't had before, always seemed like he had a load on his shoulders. Now he's the player we knew he would become and he's proving to be one of the stars of the comp. His next 5 years will be fun to watch.

Jetta was superb today, love Lord Nev as the MFC podcast crowned him. My 5yo gave him a high five after the game too which made his day.

  On 02/06/2018 at 07:14, Petraccattack said:

T mac 19 goals in 6 games...  3.2 per game.   Incredible...  if he didnt miss the first 5 weeks he would likely be leading the Coleman.

Just saw Hogan 2nd on the list for Coleman on 31 goals just 2 shy of the leader whoever that was...


Bontempelli.... Star, star, star!! We would have won by 80 points if it wasn’t for him.

Said it earlier but wow what a game from “steady as she goes” Neville Jetta!! Unreal.

  On 02/06/2018 at 08:17, america de cali said:

Maybe Fritsch can replace Lever? Seems  handy in any position he plays.

Thats not a bad call, hes a deadly kick.

T Mac and Hoges both averaging 3 goals a game. Unbelievable! They should both get above 50 this season

 
  On 02/06/2018 at 10:40, pineapple dee said:

I was in amongst a mange of Dogs fans for the first half and they were upset with the umpiring. One boofhead behind me called the arm chop on Hogan a ' soft ' free. I told him it's a new rule. The replay of the blatant contact set him off even more. 

I drifted around to a spot populated by a heap of sensible Dees fans in the second half. Much more pleasant.

'Mange' as a collective noun for Western Bulldog fans deserves more credit.

Submit your entries here for the rest of the league's supporter-base: (my lazy efforts in brackets).

West Coast: (a come-down of Weagle supporters)

Richmond: (a tooth-decay of Tigers')

Sydney: (a mardi-gras of Swans')

Geelong: (a kitty-litter of Cats')

North Melbourne: (a meniscus of Nth Melbourne')

Adelaide: (a serial-murder of Crows')

Collingwood: (a centrelink of Collingwood')

Port Adelaide: (an inter-familial pod of Power')

Hawthorn: (a star-Spangered banner of Hawks')

GWS (a Kar-Hunt of GWS' supporters)

Essendon: (a Hird of blind-eyed Dons')

Fremantle: (a grope of Dockers')

Gold Coast: (a line of GC')

St. Kilda: (a syringe of Saints')

Brisbane: (a beautiful one day , putrid the next of Bears')

Carlton: (a brown-paper bag of Blues')


  On 02/06/2018 at 12:37, Skuit said:

'Mange' as a collective noun for Western Bulldog fans deserves more credit.

Submit your entries here for the rest of the league's supporter-base: (my lazy efforts in brackets).

West Coast: (a come-down of Weagle supporters)

Richmond: (a tooth-decay of Tigers')

Sydney: (a mardi-gras of Swans')

Geelong: (a kitty-litter of Cats')

North Melbourne: (a meniscus of Nth Melbourne')

Adelaide: (a serial-murder of Crows')

Collingwood: (a centrelink of Collingwood')

Port Adelaide: (an inter-familial pod of Power')

Hawthorn: (a star-Spangered banner of Hawks')

GWS (a Kar-Hunt of GWS' supporters)

Essendon: (a Hird of blind-eyed Dons')

Fremantle: (a grope of Dockers')

Gold Coast: (a line of GC')

St. Kilda: (a syringe of Saints')

Brisbane: (a beautiful one day , putrid the next of Bears')

Carlton: (a brown-paper bag of Blues')

This is brilliant.

  On 02/06/2018 at 12:37, Skuit said:

'Mange' as a collective noun for Western Bulldog fans deserves more credit.

Submit your entries here for the rest of the league's supporter-base: (my lazy efforts in brackets).

West Coast: (a come-down of  bump of Weagle supporters)

Richmond: (a tooth- decay rug of Tigers')

Sydney: (a mardi-gras sequin of Swans')

Geelong: (a litterbox of Cats')

North Melbourne: (a meniscus  nihil of Nth Melbourne')

Adelaide: (a serial-murder  barrel of Crows')

Collingwood: (a centrelink of Collingwood') your best!

Port Adelaide: (an inter-familial pod barnacle of Power')

Hawthorn: (an star-Spangered banner entitlement of Hawks')

GWS (a Kar-Hunt smelter of GWS' supporters)

Essendon: (a Hird of blind-eyed [censored] of Dons')

Fremantle: (a grope chain of Dockers') more for their game style, I like grope too

Gold Coast: (a line of GC')

St. Kilda: (a syringe bogan of Saints')

Brisbane: (a beautiful one day , putrid the next of sloth of Bears')

Carlton: (a brown-paper bag of bribe of Blues')

Very good, no real quibble, just having some fun too, trying for one word. 

a w@^k of dons got censored, sorry, thought it was a good play on words from Dank, will have to settle for a pajero of dons.

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  On 02/06/2018 at 06:28, Deemania since 56 said:

Razor's efforts in the first quarter were unjustified.

The Last of the Personality Umpires........" Look at moi "

  On 02/06/2018 at 13:15, dee-eee said:

The Last of the Personality Umpires........" Look at moi "

He came over to the fence near us and we yelled out, among other things, hey Ray....how about a pic....and to everyone's surprise he turned around and posed for a picture....the game was going on of course, albeit a stoppage, but still.......he really copped it.

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  On 02/06/2018 at 11:59, Wadda We Sing said:

Just saw Hogan 2nd on the list for Coleman on 31 goals just 2 shy of the leader whoever that was...

That disgusting clown leading the Coleman owes a good 15 of his goals to the umpires. He gets more dodgy frees than any forward in the comp. He and his repulsive club can go and get stuffed. If Hogan got the same armchair ride as Sideshow Bob he’d be on 70 goals now. 

Great win Dees. I love the consistency we are at last showing. I thought a really good all round performance. 

One question....I am trying to work out why with Max dominating the ruck, why we were very clearly beaten in the clearances. This has been  one of our strengths this year, along with contested possession, where we have been almost off the charts. Doesn’t seem to add up. More importantly, what should we do over the next 9 days to make sure it doesn’t happen Monday week where we will be up against a much better ruckman.

  On 02/06/2018 at 12:37, Skuit said:

 

Collingwood: (a centrelink of Collingwood)

Gold! Will be using that one ?

  On 02/06/2018 at 14:26, Jaded said:

That disgusting clown leading the Coleman owes a good 15 of his goals to the umpires. He gets more dodgy frees than any forward in the comp. He and his repulsive club can go and get stuffed. If Hogan got the same armchair ride as Sideshow Bob he’d be on 70 goals now. 

Abit harsh on Sideshow Bob.
Reckon he's pretty inoffensive myself.
Won them a final a couple years ago with his strong marking and arrow straight kicking.

  On 02/06/2018 at 17:36, Fork 'em said:

Abit harsh on Sideshow Bob.
Reckon he's pretty inoffensive myself.
Won them a final a couple years ago with his strong marking and arrow straight kicking.

Massive sook and a diver. Good player for sure. Plays for the most offensive club in the land. Hatred is real. 


Amazing the view from 14 hours away, this thread has only six pages just a few weeks ago it would have 30 by now. Winning is an amazing thing!

Go Dees!

  On 02/06/2018 at 17:51, Jaded said:

Massive sook and a diver. Good player for sure. Plays for the most offensive club in the land. Hatred is real. 

Now see ... Hogan has shown far more sookery than Brown.

And I think you need to reassess your list of offensive clubs.
How you have NM above Essendon, Collingwood and Carlton baffles me.

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How about 

Sydney.  A 'rush' of bloods

Hawthorn A '[censored] ' of Hawks fans or one on us 

A 'tank' of Melbourne fans.

A Cavell-cade of Gold Coast supporters

 
  On 02/06/2018 at 13:16, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

I think some here are underestimating how hard it will be to replace Lever 

It's not gonna be easy but it's no use freaking out and going all emo until we actually see how the team can respond. Like others have mentioned if we can't win because of one player then we're in trouble. We still have a stellar midfield, Hogan/TMac and Hibberd and Jetta intercepting play down back.

It will be interesting to see who they go with though, the Pies have a deceptively tall forward line. I thought De Goey was a small forward but he's listed at 191cm! Stephenson, Cox, WHE none of them are really small.

  On 02/06/2018 at 12:37, Skuit said:

'Mange' as a collective noun for Western Bulldog fans deserves more credit.

Submit your entries here for the rest of the league's supporter-base: (my lazy efforts in brackets).

West Coast: (a come-down of Weagle supporters)

Richmond: (a tooth-decay of Tigers')

Sydney: (a mardi-gras of Swans')

Geelong: (a kitty-litter of Cats')

North Melbourne: (a meniscus of Nth Melbourne')

Adelaide: (a serial-murder of Crows')

Collingwood: (a centrelink of Collingwood')

Port Adelaide: (an inter-familial pod of Power')

Hawthorn: (a star-Spangered banner of Hawks')

GWS (a Kar-Hunt of GWS' supporters)

Essendon: (a Hird of blind-eyed Dons')

Fremantle: (a grope of Dockers')

Gold Coast: (a line of GC')

St. Kilda: (a syringe of Saints')

Brisbane: (a beautiful one day , putrid the next of Bears')

Carlton: (a brown-paper bag of Blues')

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