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4 minutes ago, DemonAndrew said:

what time is the granny?

9:33

 
Just now, faultydet said:

Are we the handbaggers now?

Dang autocorrect....

Big Maxy "my favourite opposition ruckman and my least favourite team mate" classic

 

 Can't believe it!

Our first grand final in 17 years and they won't let me back in the stadium cause I pinched a zooper dooper from the kid behind me.


2 minutes ago, Drunkn167 said:

Game doesn't really suite Fritsch but hopefully you guys can see why I talk him up so much

I actually think it suits him down to the ground as he is so damn good 1v1

14 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Melksham also looking very sharp.  Could be a weapon for us up forward this year.

He was last year. 

Even won me over with his 55m bullet goals. 

 
2 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

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Lol, they rolled a Smart.

Nerd rampage.

11 minutes ago, DemonAndrew said:

what time is the granny?

 

6 minutes ago, Drunkn167 said:

9:33

I can't wait that long. I've already waited over 54 years (some of which I wasn't even born for!).


Brayshaw to BT in the first... “Melbourne would be further ahead if not for their inaccuracy”. At that point, we had kicked 5 goals 1. How do these clowns get and hold jobs calling the footy

2 minutes ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

Brayshaw to BT in the first... “Melbourne would be further ahead if not for their inaccuracy”. At that point, we had kicked 5 goals 1. How do these clowns get and hold jobs calling the footy

BC most people dont actually listen to what they say.

Media in this country is laughable.

GO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES 

I take back everything bad I ever said about AFLX. If we can just switch the seasons around and make grand finals every year, I’m in!

Pfft.... we will smash either of these teams in the granny.

:roos:


3 minutes ago, brendan said:

Sam Gilbert looks like he might want to play in the women’s league 

That’s actually Hannah mouncey

2 minutes ago, Gipsy Danger said:

That’s actually Hannah mouncey

Need a side by side pic lol

1 minute ago, Watts the matter said:

Disappointing no Spargo or Baker.

Looks like they're taking it half-seriously.


1 hour ago, Moneider96 said:

Does it count as a broken record if we beat North Melbourne or is that wishful thinking?

This could be a gd thing we could have without know broke the curse.

Greatest code ever. 

Hope we get a shot load of money or something.

 

really thought the last half of that first half became real 'football' - much more contested

harmes' attack on the pill and the man is superb

brayshaw and wagner not afl level skills

god i wanna win


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