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My 3 word player analysis V Carlton

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Hogan - was understandably quiet

Petracca - played in bursts

Lewis - important but slow

Gawn - had limited influence 

Oliver - great first half

Hibberd - continued to inspire

Stretch - little to enthuse

Kent - was mostly unsighted

Frost - outstanding all game

Melksham - regularly poor disposal

Hannan - had little involvement 

Pedersen - didn't offer much

Vince - experience often showed

T.McDonald - only winning forward

O.McDonald - safe and effective

Hunt - loose, rebounded well

Neal-Bullen - some vital touches

Garlett - had limited influence 

Jetta - one memorable interception 

Wagner - played his part

Harmes - was rarely sighted

Smith - nervous and limited

Tyson - overrated and unsighted

 

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    Just now, Gorgoroth said:

    Jetta - star, star, star.

    Hogan - one effort player.

    Smith - Deer in Headlights

     

    Seriously?  C'mon mate, the bloke deserves a little leeway in his first game back.

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    @Wiseblood

    Nope. He went for a mark, missed it, stopped and shook his head while Garlett was fighting for it 5 meters away and then Carlton ran it away 3-4 seconds later, if he turns and helps Garlett like his opponent helped his teammates then it may not have got out, or if not then under pressure.

    It wasn't a fatigue thing, it was a mindset and he does it often.

    He needs to stay in he moment. He doesn't.

    Must demand excellence.

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    Forgot to quote.

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    How did Tyson get a bake.. he didn't even play, showing your bias there JB

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    12 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Hogan - was understandably quiet

    Petracca - played in bursts

    Lewis - important but slow

    Gawn - had limited influence 

    Oliver - great first half

    Hibberd - continued to inspire

    Stretch - little to enthuse

    Kent - was mostly unsighted

    Frost - outstanding all game

    Melksham - regularly poor disposal

    Hannan - had little involvement 

    Pedersen - didn't offer much

    Vince - experience often showed

    T.McDonald - only winning forward

    O.McDonald - safe and effective

    Hunt - loose, rebounded well

    Neal-Bullen - some vital touches

    Garlett - had limited influence 

    Jetta - one memorable interception 

    Wagner - played his part

    Harmes - was rarely sighted

    Smith - nervous and limited

    Tyson - overrated and unsighted

     

    Tyson?

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    The smith selection baffles me

    They must have seen a lot in one quarter 

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    Vince - yet more turnovers

    Garlett - keeps bobbing up

    Neal-Bullen - probably his best

    Smith - picked too soon

    Centre bounces - too inexperienced sometimes (Why were Clarrie, Hannan & Trac at centre bounces together?)

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    Sylvia - Big Pre Season

     

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    39 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

    How did Tyson get a bake.. he didn't even play, showing your bias there JB

    Small joke there DS that you obviously missed.

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    27 minutes ago, CanberraDemon said:

    Vince - yet more turnovers

    Garlett - keeps bobbing up

    Neal-Bullen - probably his best

    Smith - picked too soon

    Centre bounces - too inexperienced sometimes (Why were Clarrie, Hannan & Trac at centre bounces together?)

    Because there were no one else available. We did very well to get out of it.

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Tyson - overrated and unsighted

    Tyson - Was missed today

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    Jetta - match winning performance.

    Neal-Bullen - stood up today.

    Tom McDonald - led by example.

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    Joeboy: you're just embarrassing yourself.

    (yeah I know, 4 ½ words, but the whole premise here is just BS, so don't see the need to play by your rules)

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Hogan - was understandably quiet

    Petracca - played in bursts

    Lewis - important but slow

    Gawn - had limited influence 

    Oliver - great first half

    Hibberd - continued to inspire

    Stretch - little to enthuse

    Kent - was mostly unsighted

    Frost - outstanding all game

    Melksham - regularly poor disposal

    Hannan - had little involvement 

    Pedersen - didn't offer much

    Vince - experience often showed

    T.McDonald - only winning forward

    O.McDonald - safe and effective

    Hunt - loose, rebounded well

    Neal-Bullen - some vital touches

    Garlett - had limited influence 

    Jetta - one memorable interception 

    Wagner - played his part

    Harmes - was rarely sighted

    Smith - nervous and limited

    Tyson - overrated and unsighted

     

    Harmes was great, not sure what game you were watching...

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    Hate to remind you ,but we WON the game inspite of getting flogged in midfield clearances. 

    What does it say ?? I'll tell you what it says, If we can win ugly and get ball getters back we could be a very surprising entity come finals time! 

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    56 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Small joke there DS that you obviously missed.

    Yes may have jumped too soon. My hat's off to the author

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    Gave you a like for the self deprecating bit on Tyson. You must not have been watching though, Jetta was massive all day!

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