Riddle Me This

[The Backyard Charizard 1,202]

What do you do with your butter?

I Spread It On

Rearrange those letters and what do you get?

D i o n  P r e s t i a

[Moistgoatflaps 10]

11 minutes ago, small but forward said:

i thought moistgoatflaps was a great guess

the riddler must've gone to sleep. Going to have to wait until the morning to get confirmation.

[Akum 2,660]

OK, butter is often served in "Pats" to make it easier to spread.

And there's this thing called the "buttered cat phenomenon". It comes from the observation that a cat dropped from a height always lands on its feet, and a piece of buttered toast dropped from a height always lands buttered side down. So what would happen if a cat that had a piece of buttered toast tied to its back with the buttered side up was dropped from a height?

So we have a cat called Pat who's spread his wings and flown the crow's nest.

Just need to work out the other 3/4 of it now! 

Edited October 16, 2016 by Akum
spleling

[Beats 190]

Assuming spreads like butter refers to the way they play - hard running, smooth outside player

Assuming spreads wings refers to the club they're leaving having a bird for a mascot - Eagles, Crows, Sydney, Hawks, Pies

Assuming Ocean-bound refers to their last name - thinks shaw, cliff, water etc.

Hmm, is it Luke Shuey? He spreads like butter on the outside, is spreading his wings leaving the eagles nest and if you fill your shoe with alcohol and then drink it, its called a shuey, which is something I regularly do when I'm at the ocean.

[Chris 2,892]

Ballantyne is a brand of butter, he runs around with his arms out to celebrate (wings). Remains ocean bound, either remains at Freo or goes to WC or GC. 

Edited October 16, 2016 by Chris

[3183 Dee 2,915]

19 minutes ago, Chris said:

Ballantyne is a brand of butter, he runs around with his arms out to celebrate (wings). Remains ocean bound, either remains at Freo or goes to WC or GC. 

Beat me to it: Ballantyne's is a Melbourne manufacturer of butter.

[Deestroy All 14,266]

In nautical speak:

Term:Rock bound (adj)

Definition:Describing an ocean shore that has no beach but is fronted by stone cliffs and faces.

 

In bird speak:

Tom t!t is a shortened version of 'Tom titmouse', which is an old English folk name for the common UK garden visitor, the blue t!t. - Tom Rockliff is known to be a t!t.

(wings, obvs)

 

In butter speak:

This is a Tom Knife

It can be used to spread butter or your guts over everything.

 

It's Tom Rockliff.

My work here is done.

Edited October 16, 2016 by Deestroy All
Mother[censored]s censored t!t

[Chris 2,892]

Sicily to GC. Wings fits, ocean fits both with his name and going to GC. No idea with butter. 

[Bombay Airconditioning 6,477]

Can we cue the music to CSI Miami.

[FireInTheBennelly 4,104]

1 hour ago, KrazyJay said:

 Please refrain from posting anymore photos... Let's not derail the thread 

Was this a clue KJ? Don't tell me we're signing Brent Harvey after all?

[McQueen 17,867]

Just now, FireInTheBelly said:

Was this a clue KJ? Don't tell me we're signing Brent Harvey after all?

No, we're signing Scully's sister.

[ding 5,126]

I dont care if every post is insult laden and abusive, i just want #Moistgoatflaps to keep posting so i get to pmsl at his name.

 

[Deestroy All 14,266]

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

No, we're signing Scully's sister.

Or Darcy Parish.

[Ethan Tremblay 31,274]

I planned on having my last drink three drinks ago but this thread is far too entertaining to stop. 

[deelete my account 1,194]

40 minutes ago, Chris said:

Ballantyne is a brand of butter, he runs around with his arms out to celebrate (wings). Remains ocean bound, either remains at Freo or goes to WC or GC. 

I like your reasoning, but key to Melbourne's future? 

Edited October 16, 2016 by DominatrixTyson

[The Backyard Charizard 1,202]

[FireInTheBennelly 4,104]

Where's the rucking fiddler with another clue?

[The Backyard Charizard 1,202]

The Riddler once said "Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? We'll find out today! But first, let's meet our contestants! Behind curtain number one..."

[Redbeard 498]

6 minutes ago, KrazyJay said:

 

I've spent too long trying to come up with a witty reply that used Johnson and D!ck in it but it's getting late and I've used all my brainpower on the previous bloomin riddle!

[Moistgoatflaps 10]

Could it be jack darling? Jack knife, western 'star', darling harbour... 

[Ethan Tremblay 31,274]

2 minutes ago, Moistgoatflaps said:

Could it be jack darling? Jack knife, western 'star', darling harbour... 

Hope not. 

[Deestroy All 14,266]

7 minutes ago, Moistgoatflaps said:

Could it be jack darling? Jack knife, western 'star', darling harbour... 

Soft as butter...

[The Riddler 17]

The Riddler never sleeps. However the Riddler will only provide one more clue before trade period re-opens tomorrow: the player is from interstate. 

[The Backyard Charizard 1,202]

1 minute ago, The Riddler said:

The Riddler never sleeps. However the Riddler will only provide one more clue before trade period re-opens tomorrow: the player is from interstate. 

Has his name been mentioned yet??

[mattjm 151]

is the answer india?