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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - JORDAN LEWIS

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In case this does go through, I take back everything I've said about Jordan. Or Jordie, as I will refer to him henceforth.

He's definitely not an arrogant [censored] and his bald spot isn't that noticeable.

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    2 minutes ago, P-man said:

    In case this does go through, I take back everything I've said about Jordan. Or Jordie, as I will refer to him henceforth.

    He's definitely not an arrogant [censored] and his bald spot isn't that noticeable.

    he has a bald spot?

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    2 minutes ago, P-man said:

    In case this does go through, I take back everything I've said about Jordan. Or Jordie, as I will refer to him henceforth.

    He's definitely not an arrogant [censored] and his bald spot isn't that noticeable.

    Maybe we can get a treatment from advanced hair studio as a sweetener in his contract to get him over the line. 

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    4 minutes ago, Sigil said:

    Hahahaha!

     

    #AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

     

    Twitter is great :)

    Thought this real for a second and nearly spat out my drink.

    I proceeded to look up the account on Twitter and found this gem.

    Yes, Twitter is great.

    Edited by Demon Jack

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    4 minutes ago, Sigil said:

    Hahahaha!

     

    #AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

     

    Twitter is great :)

    Christain Petracca for Lewis, Rioli, McEvoy, Birchall, Bruest and all their first rounders for the next 14 years hahahahahahaha this page is nearly as bad as the Whisperer

    Hawthorn chased Christian hard before he re-signed and he knocked them back

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    7 minutes ago, Sigil said:

    Hahahaha!

     

    #AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

     

    Twitter is great :)

    Good lord.

    Even on a hypothetical level, I can think of what they could offer us that we'd accept... 

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    3 minutes ago, Demon Jack said:

    Thought this real for a second and nearly spat out my drink.

    I proceeded to look up the account on Twitter and found this gem.

    Yes, Twitter is great.

    There's another rumour floating around that Bob Murphy has been called in to AFL house to put forward his case for receiving Jobe Watsons Brownlow medal

    Edited by DominatrixTyson

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    7 minutes ago, Sigil said:

    Hahahaha!

     

    #AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

     

    Twitter is great :)

    Seems reasonable. Mitchell for #88 and that Lewis fella for Tracca. Get it done boys

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    10 minutes ago, P-man said:

    In case this does go through, I take back everything I've said about Jordan. Or Jordie, as I will refer to him henceforth.

    He's definitely not an arrogant [censored] and his bald spot isn't that noticeable.

    Yep, there's a lot of years of pent-up "jeez I hate that bastard" I'm carrying. It's going to take some time to get over it I reckon.

    *blink*

    Oh there, it's gone. Welcome Mr Lewis, I've been a fan for years!

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    I love the comment by Wright that "enquiries were made about Lewis".

    Mr Lewis or Mr Pickering should come out and nip it in the bud. 

    But not yet.......

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    i keep refreshing twitter hoping to see it get announced. Just getting one up on the Hawks is enough for me - getting a player like Lewis is the cherry.

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    2 minutes ago, Demon77 said:

    I love the comment by Wright that "enquiries were made about Lewis".

    Mr Lewis or Mr Pickering should come out and nip it in the bud. 

    But not yet.......

    Says it all really doesn't it. 

     

     

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    1 minute ago, Demonetta13 said:

    i keep refreshing twitter hoping to see it get announced. Just getting one up on the Hawks is enough for me - getting a player like Lewis is the cherry.

    I don't think this trade will happen today (if at all).

    Until we hear from Lewis or his manager I guess we're still in the hunt. Anything we hear from Hawthorn is damage control. I'm happy that there is nothing coming out of the Demons camp.

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    I don't think this trade will happen today (if at all).

    Until we hear from Lewis or his manager I guess we're still in the hunt. Anything we hear from Hawthorn is damage control. I'm happy that there is nothing coming out of the Demons camp.

    i agree, i think the excitement of having our name bandied around as a destination club rather than the other way around has got to me. That and how close i am to Friday knock-offs.

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    CP not up for trade. BS on that one.

    My word is that the odds have significantly shortened in the last few hours. In our favour. Jordan has one foot out the door. Hawks working hard to undo  a likely exit. 

    Fingers crossed.

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    36 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    I've also offered him a moderator position at Demonland. Have not heard back yet.

    As long as it's not counted in the salary cap...

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    Just now, Grand New Flag said:

    CP not up for trade. BS on that one.

    Lol.. Come on mate, you're better than that.

     

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    1 minute ago, Grand New Flag said:

    CP not up for trade. BS on that one.

    My word is that the odds have significantly shortened in the last few hours. In our favour. Jordan has one foot out the door. Hawks working hard to undo  a likely exit. 

    Fingers crossed.

    If that is the case I just don't see how he can come back from that position.

    And if he says he wants to leave it also won't be a good look if the Hawks say no so it would likely get done on good faith.

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    16 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    Yep, there's a lot of years of pent-up "jeez I hate that bastard" I'm carrying. It's going to take some time to get over it I reckon.

    *blink*

    Oh there, it's gone. Welcome Mr Lewis, I've been a fan for years!

    We've all been here before.

    We had to learn how to get over our hatred of Gary Moorcroft during his memorable 4 game stint at the club, circa 2003.

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