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AFL Finals Week 1 - 2016

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3 minutes ago, biggestred said:

Great to see the three teams that have won 9 of the last 10 flags in the top 4 again....

Ffs

Ah yes. Another AFL triumph, the "equalization" plan

The top clubs get top fixturing to get top gates to buy top players from the feeder clubs. 

Just now, monoccular said:

Ah yes. Another AFL triumph, the "equalization" plan

The top clubs get top fixturing to get top gates to buy top players from the feeder clubs. 

And the funniest thing to me is that it hasn't even been equal between those 3 clubs, as evidenced by the fact that Hawthorn are going for 4 on the trot.

 

OMG those maggots.....how was that deliberate? What other option other than not to go for the bloody ball at all?

Gift goal to reverse the momentum 

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My finals moment so far. Rioli gets a tiny tap to the stomach and goes down whinging like a Colllingwood cheer squad member at the dentist. 


Cmon Geelong. Time to clip the wings off these whinging Hawks. Just get it done!

This shepherding on the mark is just plain ugly.  And the umpires endlessly telling players to 'stay behind' but they blatantly get ignored. 

5 minutes ago, monoccular said:

OMG those maggots.....how was that deliberate? What other option other than not to go for the bloody ball at all?

Gift goal to reverse the momentum 

I'm barracking for the Cats, but that was as obvious a deliberate as you'll see. Poor play by Lonergan.

 

Wow cracker last quarter coming up. I reckon if the umps said go for it there would be a massive all in brawl. 

By the way Chip your mistake gave the cats momentum and they kicked the next 3. 


Officially over these two teams. Just don't care anymore!

How come:

Hawks always get away with encroaching on the mark?

Mitchell only needs to kick 5-10 meters to a mark?

Cats with the one point lead. Four minutes left.

3 minutes ago, monoccular said:

How come:

Hawks always get away with encroaching on the mark?

Mitchell only needs to kick 5-10 meters to a mark?

It's [censored] isn't it. Mitchell is the king of 10-15 pointless chip kicks. Meanwhile Bartel slides through 3 blokes and handballs perfectly while on his back. He's a tough champion footballer Bartel.

1 minute ago, Lord Travis said:

It's [censored] isn't it. Mitchell is the king of 10-15 pointless chip kicks. Meanwhile Bartel slides through 3 blokes and handballs perfectly while on his back. He's a tough champion footballer Bartel.

That last possession from Bartell was brilliant


LOL Isaac smith grinning like a dick then missing!!

Yes! Cats win! Thank god!

Hopefully that's the end of the Hawks. Great to see them finally lose a close one. 

Nobody deserved to lose really...I think he rushed it.

Has there ever been a kick after the siren match you could have cared less about.....


2 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

LOL Isaac smith grinning like a dick then missing!!

Yes i noticed that...

Bittersweet. As soon I grin that Hawthorn lost, I quickly remember Geelong are through to a prelim. 

Any of the Sydney, GWS, Doggies or Adelaide will do me.

 

Smith smirking with his team mates before he kicked the ball, like it was a certainty, and then pumping his fists as soon as he kicked it....only to find out he missed and they lost.

Fan-bloody-tastic.

Couldn't have happened to a more arrogant team.

Chew on that Hawks.


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