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My 3 word player analysis V Gold Coast

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

But I am into health food.

But you're not into yoga

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    5 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

    And twisted his ankle in the first 5 minutes of the game.  Could barely trot off the ground when he was called to rotate.

    I've read your post and Biffen's and may have gone the early crow re Hogan's efforts.

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    Just now, Return to Glory said:

    I've read your post and Biffen's and may have gone the early crow re Hogan's efforts.

    I  Am into champagne.

     

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    11 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    But you're not into yoga

    No, but I read the paper in bed.

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    Hogan: frustrated with injury

    He went down to the rooms during ( if I remember correctly) the third quarter for some treatment.

    im not sure if we'll see him next week.

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    Hogan had a very heavy collision with the post in the 2nd qtr. 

     

    I was at the game and thought Brayshaw was very classy, especially by foot. He may not have got much of it, and tired late, but his kicking skills were a highlight.

    As were Frosty's, actually. Was suprised a number of times by how improved his foot skills are

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    8 minutes ago, Mickey said:

    Hogan had a very heavy collision with the post in the 2nd qtr. 

     

    I was at the game and thought Brayshaw was very classy, especially by foot. He may not have got much of it, and tired late, but his kicking skills were a highlight.

    As were Frosty's, actually. Was suprised a number of times by how improved his foot skills are

    Really ? I liked that Bradshaw was hard at it but I thought his disposal, like many, was off.

    i thought Frost looked very safe today.

    Just rewatched the game and can confirm joeboys comments are Tyson are, politely, plain wrong. Turned a few over but was very constructive. The comment that he regularly butchered the ball is just plain wrong.

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    15 minutes ago, Dee Dee said:

    Hogan: frustrated with injury

    He went down to the rooms during ( if I remember correctly) the third quarter for some treatment.

    im not sure if we'll see him next week.

    Don't think we will. Be silly if nqr

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    4 hours ago, joeboy said:

    N.Jones - playing under duress

    Vince - lost the edge

    Hogan - seemingly without passion

    Watts - perfect clutch player

    Petracca - keep it simple

    Dawes - some minor involvements

    Viney - made little impression

    Brayshaw - regularly wrong decisions

    Gawn - prolific without dominating

    Tyson - continually butchered disposals

    Stretch - valuable running game

    Kent - conditions didn't suit?

    Frost - valuable when confident

    T.McDonald - persistent and valuable

    Hunt - played with dash

    O.McDonald - played to limitations

    Garlett - another poor game

    vandenBerg - took his chances

    Jetta - safe and reliable

    Wagner - scary with ball

    Harmes - finding his place

    M.Jones - improved but limited

     

     

    God, this is crap. Tyson was the only one of our star studded midfield to make an impression

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Avoid that making love in the dunes stuff RTG - very uncomfortable

    Getting sand in your crack just didn't rhyme with anything else in the song, must be why he left it out

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    Watts- better than niknat?

    He was good today, so good that even Sen were commenting that they would take Watts over niknat if the draft were today. How times havechanged.d

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    5 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I was right on the boundary watching Hogan warm up and go through the Physio stuff.

    He is not right .

    He looks extremely proppy.

    Anyone signing him up to a 10 year deal go ahead.

    He doesn't lead because he cannot sprint.

    Just my observation and I may be wrong.

    He has hip/lower back issues-also explains why he cannot kick over 50.

     

    He had a set shot from outside 50 that landed 8 rows back What do you mean he can't kick 50?

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    5 hours ago, joeboy said:

    So you don't think he regularly butchered the ball?

    He's also almost permanently at the coalface. Butchering the ball when you're under the cosh is a bit different to Harmes' numerous efforts where he was in the open, but still couldn't deliver a 30m pass and have it reach its intended destination.

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    14 hours ago, joeboy said:

    If you watched the game you'd agree with me

    So Tyson got votes On SEN, The Age, The HS and was named in the 3 best on the AFL.

    So I will ask - did you watch the game ?

    It is not that I disagree that Tyson's disposal can improve but I would suggest that for some reason your dislike of Tyson blinds you to what he brings to the side.

    If Tyson was Usain Bolt, after winning the 100 metres at the Olympics you would comment that he "chews with his mouth open". 

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    14 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

    One cool dude

    Someone had to do it! They don't make pop stars like this anymore

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    We won ugly - that's the difference from last week!

    Dont usually like Dunstall but his 3 word analysis of the DEES and the frustration of being a supporter summed it up for me: 'Horrendous, going skiing!'

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    There's so much I like about Harmes. I love his attitude, his courage, his work rate, his tackling, he finds the ball but gee whiz... some of those disposals were horrific. It doesn't matter how good he is at all those other attributes, if he keeps those up he just can't be in the team.

    I kept thinking about how it should've been Salem in his position yesterday and how much of a difference he would've made.

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    9 hours ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

    Vince - Career Worst Game

    Garlett - Psyched himself out.

    Petracca - Genius on DIsplay

    Petracca - was a pretty good 14 disposal game. The dawes and Kent passes ( besides bruising teamates because of how hard and fast they travelled) were sublime. I am salavating at the thought of another preseason and him getting 25 plus disposals a game.

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    24 minutes ago, watchtheeyes said:

    There's so much I like about Harmes. I love his attitude, his courage, his work rate, his tackling, he finds the ball but gee whiz... some of those disposals were horrific. It doesn't matter how good he is at all those other attributes, if he keeps those up he just can't be in the team.

    I kept thinking about how it should've been Salem in his position yesterday and how much of a difference he would've made.

    The ball drop and the subsequent trajectory of his kicks is all wrong.

    At AFL if you can't bullet a pass accurately either foot from 20 metres you shouldn't be playing.

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    Vince - is playing injured

    Watts - BOG for me

    N Jones - carries the load  

     

    Yes, we won ugly, but we won.

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